League Two awards night 2016 - 9pm kick off (12/6/16)

[Carver]

Oh Shoddy where are you? You appear on the forum as visiting every now and then, but you don't post. Where have you runaway too?

We are currently making a song for you to show how much we care, here is a sample..

 

[Wombletom]

It's quite obvious that I've not got an award, so I'm off to play with the bigger boys upstairs.

 

[Glasshalffullpools]

He's keeping it till next year when you can collect it down here in person

 

[shoddycollins]

The rest of the awards

The format is, I dish out 1st, 2nd, 3rd etc until either I've named three or more people, or all remaining people have only single votes.

Poster people would most like to give a slap
1 eric read
2 Carver / Urban

Poster people would most like to meet for a pint
1 Vanni / Aber gas
3 Richard Cranium / Murphy

League 2 Bore
1 eric read / RavenBish / Urban

League 2 Comedian
1 worried womble / shoddycollins
3 mowgli

League 2 Raconteur
1 Habbinalan

League 2 Aficionado
1 Vanni
2 Murphy

New Poster of the Year
1 E10rifle

Poster of the Year
1 Look Out There Are Llamas
2 EricSabin / Richard Cranium

sorry for the brevity. I've a match to get to

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

Woah. What?

 

[Carver]

Where the hell you been Shoddy?

We thought you were...

 

[shoddycollins]

Where the hell you been Shoddy?

We thought you were...

I was reading the forum on my 2nd generation ipad, but it's far too slow and awkward to go through the voting and add up the results.

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

Glad to see you're back and okay!

 

[shoddycollins]

Glad to see you're back and okay!

Congratulations on your win

 

[Urban]

I for one am honoured to be selected among such standout personalities of the forum such as Ravenbish and Carver.

I thank my many fans and promise them that plenty more is to come in the near future.

 

[shoddycollins]

I for one am honoured to be selected among such standout personalities of the forum such as Ravenbish and Carver.

I thank my many fans and promise them that plenty more is to come in the near future.

You might be safe now that BRovers have gone up

 

[Urban]

You might be safe now that BRovers have gone up

I did take a big gamble by aiming to appeal to their fans - if even 1% of their 27463926 strong fan base voted for me I would've stormed these awards. It's simply common sense.

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

Congratulations on your win

I'd like to thank my friends and family, but most importantly, Rakish Bingham.

 

[Aber gas]

I did take a big gamble by aiming to appeal to their fans - if even 1% of their 27463926 strong fan base voted for me I would've stormed these awards. It's simply common sense.

 

[eric read]

The rest of the awards

The format is, I dish out 1st, 2nd, 3rd etc until either I've named three or more people, or all remaining people have only single votes.

Poster people would most like to give a slap
1 eric read
2 Carver / Urban

Poster people would most like to meet for a pint
1 Vanni / Aber gas
3 Richard Cranium / Murphy

League 2 Bore
1 eric read / RavenBish / Urban

League 2 Comedian
1 worried womble / shoddycollins
3 mowgli

League 2 Raconteur
1 Habbinalan

League 2 Aficionado
1 Vanni
2 Murphy

New Poster of the Year
1 E10rifle

Poster of the Year
1 Look Out There Are Llamas
2 EricSabin / Richard Cranium

sorry for the brevity. I've a match to get to

My work here is done.

 

[E10rifle]

I'd like to thank my friends and family, but most importantly, Rakish Bingham.

I'd like to thank you, LOTAL, for being the experienced old hand who guided my tentative first footsteps onto the forum. A well deserved double for Frankie's Sinking Circus. I'd also like to thank my best friend Eric Read for providing me with the unwitting assists to all my best material.

My work here is done.

A direct quote from Lee Steele's post-match interview in 2006, I believe.

 

[Richard Cranium]

My work here is done.

You're only on a 12 month hiatus.

 

[eric read]

I'd like to thank you, LOTAL, for being the experienced old hand who guided my tentative first footsteps onto the forum. A well deserved double for Frankie's Sinking Circus. I'd also like to thank my best friend Eric Read for providing me with the unwitting assists to all my best material.



A direct quote from Lee Steele's post-match interview in 2006, I believe.

How sad, that that day was the high spot of your history, because you've achieved fuck all else in 100 and odd years.

 

[eric read]

You're only on a 12 month hiatus.

You'd love to think that. I think we're heading in an upward direction. Enjoy League Two.

 

[StagsForLife]

You'd love to think that. I think we're heading in an upward direction. Enjoy League Two.

We will pal, don't you worry about that.

 

[Vanni]

I really hope this Eric Read fella doesn't give us a list of all the silverware his club has ever won, as it will be a very very long read if he does.

One Second div title, 2 Third Div titles and the League Cup is all, all at a time when they were heavily bankrolled.