League Two awards night 2016 - 9pm kick off (12/6/16)

[Glasshalffullpools]

It's in distressing time like these , that I take great comfort from poetry .....if only someone on here , some where , just off the M1 for example , could write a few meaningful and wise words in this our darkest hour , our Shoddyless world may just for a short time seem a little more bearable ......if only such a poet that could write like wot the bard did , was amongst us

 

[oakroader]

It's in distressing time like these , that I take great comfort from poetry .....if only someone on here , some where , just off the M1 for example , could write a few meaningful and wise words in this our darkest hour , our Shoddyless world may just for a short time seem a little more bearable ......if only such a poet that could write like wot the bard did , was amongst us

 

[Glasshalffullpools]

And our suffering continues ......

 

[Vanni]

Don't how for how much longer we'll able to hold 'em back Shoddy. Assistance required.
Ps - Reliable intel suggests the one in the white shirt is ''Carver".

 

[mowgli]

Don't how for how much longer we'll able to hold 'em back Shoddy. Assistance required.
Ps - Reliable intel suggests the one in the white shirt is ''Carver".

Nah Carver would be wearing his school uniform

 

[Carver]

Has this thing been cancelled yet?

 

[oakroader]

well it seems obvious to us all that something has stunk,
there's no other conclusion than shoddy's done a bunk.
I feel so let down and even a tad bitter,
cause I was so nervous I spent most of my time in the shitter.
I thought I was assured of winning at least one award,
so I treated myself to a top hotel I could ill afford.
the cost of overnight accommodation and the rented tux,
has given me cause to throw around plenty of "what the fucks"
it seems the shodster has gone the same way as lord Lucan and red rum,
I'm sorry to say that I shed no tears and he can kiss my bum.

 

[Habbinalan]

well it seems obvious to us all that something has stunk,
there's no other conclusion than shoddy's done a bunk.
I feel so let down and even a tad bitter,
cause I was so nervous I spent most of my time in the shitter.
I thought I was assured of winning at least one award,
so I treated myself to a top hotel I could ill afford.
the cost of overnight accommodation and the rented tux,
has given me cause to throw around plenty of "what the fucks"
it seems the shodster has gone the same way as lord Lucan and red rum,
I'm sorry to say that I shed no tears and he can kiss my bum.

I know that "Red Rum" rhymes with "bum" but what evidence do you have that Shoddy is shacking up with Lord Lucan in a tent on Aintree Racecourse?

 

[Carver]

Shoddy was shown to be online earlier, so maybe his keyboard doesn't work well enough or something?

Or he could be doing all this on purpose out of some sick twisted means.

 

[Glasshalffullpools]

Now Oakroader' s rhyme has given us reason , I feel I can re enter society

 

[Carver]

Let's play a game while we wait another few days for Shoddy to finally show up again.

It's a simple one, just post an insult of the club or town of whoever the last person to post on the thread supports, I'll start us off with....

Hartlepool is a shithole of a town, the women are so ugly there and they still think monkeys are spies from France, so they hang them!

 

[mowgli]

Let's play a game while we wait another few days for Shoddy to finally show up again.

It's a simple one, just post an insult of the club or town of whoever the last person to post on the thread supports, I'll start us off with....

Hartlepool is a shithole of a town, the women are so ugly there and they still think monkeys are spies from France, so they hang them!

Have you ever thought he might be ill so can't finish what he started?

 

[GTFCfish]

Let's play a game while we wait another few days for Shoddy to finally show up again.

It's a simple one, just post an insult of the club or town of whoever the last person to post on the thread supports, I'll start us off with....

Hartlepool is a shithole of a town, the women are so ugly there and they still think monkeys are spies from France, so they hang them!

You are a strange guy.

 

[Trapdoor]

Have you ever thought he might be ill so can't finish what he started?

Don't make fun of his mental state.

 

[rudebwoyben]

Would this thread qualify as a best or worst thread of the year for this season or next season?

 

[Glasshalffullpools]

I'll tell you something ....if he's trying to build up suspense, it's working ....

 

[Carver]

I don't give a shit about this anymore, been waiting too long, so I'm awarding myself as the best guy on here and Mowgil as the most twatiest member of the season!

 

[mowgli]

I don't give a shit about this anymore, been waiting too long, so I'm awarding myself as the best guy on here and Mowgil as the most twatiest member of the season!

 

[hellogregory]

Where is shoddy?

Has he gone to wherever BigDaveCUFC has gone to?

 

[Aber gas]

Where is shoddy?

Has he gone to wherever BigDaveCUFC has gone to?

I thought he was your mate. Sort it out ffs

 

[Bobbin']

Shoddy by name, shoddy by nature it seems.

 

[Vanni]

It's not a pc/laptop* problem as Shoddy is still visiting this forum, so it must be something else. I'm thinking he won the "Slap" or the ''Bore'' award so obviously he's a bit reluctant to share this news with us.

 

[Aber gas]

It's not a pc/laptop* problem as Shoddy is still visiting this forum, so it must be something else. I'm thinking he won the "Slap" or the ''Bore'' award so obviously he's a bit reluctant to share this news with us.

At least the fella doing the league 1 awards just didn't bother at all. Giving us a quick tease of the carnage to come and then taking it away was just cruel. Shame on you shoddy

 

[Carver]

I'll finish the awards off, I have a good idea of what the results probably were, so do you lot accept me as the new host?

 

[George Reilly's Hairpiece]

It's not a pc/laptop* problem as Shoddy is still visiting this forum, so it must be something else. I'm thinking he won the "Slap" or the ''Bore'' award so obviously he's a bit reluctant to share this news with us.

Organised a vote, didn't like the outcome and then fecked off. Standard.

He's probably setting one of these up...

https://petition.parliament.uk/

 

[Glasshalffullpools]

Next year , all vote Shoddy as' bestest ever supporter there ever was ' then we will get the rest of the results

 

[Habbinalan]

Next year , all vote Shoddy as' bestest ever supporter there ever was ' then we will get the rest of the results

I did my best. I'm the one who voted for last year's awards thread as "best of the year" - creep, creep.

Sent from my Hong Kong hotel room, having just discovered (to great hilarity) that Iceland won and there's been yet another resignation. Perhaps we need to put another Aussie in charge of the football - they're doing a decent job with the rugby and cricket. Although I'm less impressed with the way Murdoch's running the country.

 

[Glasshalffullpools]

I think the No 10 tea lady is running the country at the moment .......Hong Kong , lovely. ....business or pleasure ?

 

[Habbinalan]

I think the No 10 tea lady is running the country at the moment .......Hong Kong , lovely. ....business or pleasure ?

Pleasure - on way to west of China and Tibet for birds, wildlife and landscapes - and a few monasteries.

 

[Glasshalffullpools]

Sounds wonderful ........ enjoy