Which footballers have you met?

[hbk4894]

I have

Met Danny Nolan ex Blackburn trainee

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

Lionel Messi.

6/10 experience.

 

[Aber gas]

I've met Alvin Bubb, vitalis aftjevis and David Pipe.
Go me.

 

[Habbinalan]

I met Jim Mulholland in Woolworths on Dalton Road.

 

[eightiesrobin]

I met Mick McCarthy and Jim Melrose once. Melrose had on a pair of tight black leather trousers, McCarthy had a fat moustache.

 

[Christian Slater]

Chris Kamara held a bog door open for me once.

 

[The Cards]

Ashley Cole, Paolo Ferreira, Tal Ben Haim, Michael Ballack, Petr Cech (who lived literally right next to my old school), Peter Crouch, Tony Adams (played football against his son and scored a fluke from the halfway line haha), Perry Groves, Les Ferdinand... can't remember any others right now

Do Woking players count?! If so then times that list by 10

 

[claret50]

I met Bobby Moore several times many moons ago, (late 50's) Bobby's future wife, Tina and my future wife used to attend evening classes at Pitmans college in Forest Gate and we'd all meet up for a drink afterwards some weeks.

 

[Leo]

As I mentioned in another thread, my right foot met Alan Hansen's stomach during a school's football match.

 

[johnnytodd]

Pat Nevin with a hard on.

me not him

 

[Leo]

Pat Nevin with a hard on.

me not him

You must be a very sexy looking fella Johnny to have that effect on him.

 

[mnb089mnb]

Do Woking players count?!

No.

 

[The Southbank]

Once went on a bender with Scott Murray and Andy Hughes in London.

 

[AnimoEtFide]

I've come across Stan Collymore in a car park.

 

[Modernist]

ian ormondroyd, beat that mofo's.

 

[Modernist]

I've come across Stan Collymore in a car park.

gross, hope he wiped himself down afterwards.

 

[blademan89]

Roy Hodgson, Gary neville, Glenn hoddle, Ian Wright, Lee Dixon, Gary Cahill, kyle walker , Danny Mills, pat jennings, various sheff utd current and ex players. Although to say I have met them all is not entirely true , most of them have either just been on the same plane, same bar , same foreign city.

 

[Luke_1884]

Andy Cole at his dads pub in Skeggy and fat Ronaldo in DC-10, Ibiza, are the only ones of note.

 

[lordofthepies]

Peter Billing called me 'Statto'

 

[Camborne Gills]

Wayne Quinn (ex Blades, now Mousehole FC) just recently.
Carl Asaba, when he spotted my Gills shirt at Truro City.
Also interviewed Leigh Cooper at Mangotsfield for Radio Cornwall

 

[Techno Natch]

Andy Cole at his dads pub in Skeggy and fat Ronaldo in DC-10, Ibiza, are the only ones of note.

Love the thought of Ronaldo at DC10

 

[silkyman]

Ian Brightwell came to my school to do some coaching. I met Gio Kinkladze in Tesco in Handforth Dean, when he was shopping with his mum. I was also on an airport shuttle-bus with Vincent Kompany and sat on the next table to Emile Heskey in a restaurant in the Trafford Centre. Geoff Hurst came to my work to do a celebrity endorsement thing and only signs autographs 'to' someone to stop people getting shit signed and then selling it on. I had a piss next to Teddy Sheringham in some nightclub in Manchester.

Eric Cantona used to get his hair cut at my local shops. (I grew up a mile or so away from Prestbury). I was once in the area when he left and was surrounded by autograph hunters. He walked past me and asked 'Do you want my autograph', and I looked at him for a moment and just said 'No'.

 

[Stevencc]

I bet that still haunts him to this day.

 

[Veggie Legs]

Urinated next to Matt Holland. Sat near Mick McCarthy on a train, didn't speak to him because I didn't want to interrupt his crossword. Only players I've actually spoken to are Kieron Dyer and Dean Ashton.

 

[Christian Slater]

Ian Brightwell came to my school to do some coaching. I met Gio Kinkladze in Tesco in Handforth Dean, when he was shopping with his mum. I was also on an airport shuttle-bus with Vincent Kompany and sat on the next table to Emile Heskey in a restaurant in the Trafford Centre. Geoff Hurst came to my work to do a celebrity endorsement thing and only signs autographs 'to' someone to stop people getting shit signed and then selling it on. I had a piss next to Teddy Sheringham in some nightclub in Manchester.

Eric Cantona used to get his hair cut at my local shops. (I grew up a mile or so away from Prestbury). I was once in the area when he left and was surrounded by autograph hunters. He walked past me and asked 'Do you want my autograph', and I looked at him for a moment and just said 'No'.

 

[AnimoEtFide]

Eric Cantona used to get his hair cut at my local shops. (I grew up a mile or so away from Prestbury). I was once in the area when he left and was surrounded by autograph hunters. He walked past me and asked 'Do you want my autograph', and I looked at him for a moment and just said 'No'.

 

[Pagnell]

He walked past me and asked 'Do you want my autograph', and I looked at him for a moment and just said 'No'.

I confess, I laughed at that.

"No, I don't you overrated, collar erecting cock, I support Manche....um..Macclesfield."

 

[Pagnell]

I was served stood next to Stephen Gerrard in a Liverpool pub about ten years ago. Fortunately, Phil Collins was playing. Jamie Carragher and Daniel Agger were there too.

 

[mnb089mnb]

I was served stood next to Stephen Gerrard in a Liverpool pub about ten years ago. Fortunately, Phil Collins was playing. Jamie Carragher and Daniel Agger were there too.

*Steven

 

[Pagnell]

Is it Jamey as well?