Yeovil 2+ v Carlisle 0

[cufc17]

A tough game, and I really can't see us scoring in this one. Yeovil have only conceded 21 in 20 home games and overall aren't too bad at home.

We've lost another two players for this one with S. Miller missing through suspension and Adams through injury. Earlier in the season you could probably guess our starting eleven, but now it's anyone's guess.

I'll go 2-0 Yeovil, including a penalty.

 

[MrGloverLover]

Going by recent games we'll be playing 442 and cruising 4-0 until the 88th minute at which point we'll revert to a 541 and concede 5 goals.

We've dropped 10 points in the last two minutes of games this season. Ridiculous.

I just hope we learn from last Saturday's lunacy and start closing games out. More out of hope than expectation i'll go 2-1 to us, Francois and Shayon with the goals.

 

[les.gtfc]

Going by recent games we'll be playing 442 and cruising 4-0 until the 88th minute at which point we'll revert to a 541 and concede 5 goals.

We've dropped 10 points in the last two minutes of games this season. Ridiculous.

I just hope we learn from last Saturday's lunacy and start closing games out. More out of hope than expectation i'll go 2-1 to us, Francois and Shayon with the goals.

You reckon Carlisle are going to score!!!

Have you been drinking?

 

[hellogregory]

Isn't there already a match thread for this game?

 

[MrGloverLover]

You reckon Carlisle are going to score!!!

Have you been drinking?

Have you seen our defending stats in the last 5 minutes of games?

And yes.

 

[Carver]

We usually do well against Yeovil and down there so I think a result is very possible!

Except right now we are shit shit shit shit shit as we can't score or even shoot, so we will be over the moon if we get a corner, I think we should at least get a couple of throwing's which wouldn't be so bad I suppose.

 

[shoddycollins]

Honestly not optimistic for this game, but then I don't believe we will go the rest of the season without scoring or without winning so we may well win this... scrape it 1-0 perhaps. Own goal.

 

[hellogregory]

Honestly not optimistic for this game, but then I don't believe we will go the rest of the season without scoring or without winning so we may well win this... scrape it 1-0 perhaps. Own goal.

Even if Yeovil do gift us a goal, another miracle would need to happen. We haven't kept a clean sheet away from home since the first week of October.

 

[cufc17]

Bailey returns from suspension today, Curle seems to like him so he'll probably start.

Gillespie
Miller Liddle Raynes Grainger
Lambe Bailey Joyce O'Sullivan
Nabi
Proctor

A bit of fight would be welcome today.

 

[GTFCfish]

The news filters through that Carlisle United have scored a goal:

 

[cufc17]

We've scored a goal, what's one of those?

Seriously though, it sounds absolutely dire. Two shit teams.

 

[shoddycollins]

I'm confused. Did the Yeovil players forget to emerge from the dressing room or something?

 

[hellogregory]

Sounds like another dreadful performance, but if we can hold on to win then it doesn't matter.

Feel we'll need another goal though, it sounds like we're gifting them some chances in typical Carlisle United fashion.

 

[hellogregory]

Holy fuck!!!

 

[shoddycollins]

There's something wrong with my radio, it's telling me that Carlisle are 2-0 up but that can't be the case. Can someone tell me how many goals Yeovil are really winning by.

 

[cufc17]

Well who expected this? Be nice to keep a clean sheet, even though Yeovil have sounded very, very bad.

 

[cufc17]

Last minute goals keep us out of the playoffs, bit shit.

Either way, delighted with a win and a couple goals. I really hope we can build on this and try to sneak into the playoffs, but Yeovil did sound like one of the worst teams we've played.

Edit: Maybe we are back into the playoffs..

 

[shoddycollins]

Last minute goals keep us out of the playoffs, bit shit.

Either way, delighted with a win and a couple goals. I really hope we can build on this and try to sneak into the playoffs, but Yeovil did sound like one of the worst teams we've played.

Edit: Maybe we are back into the playoffs..

Yeah, fortunately for us, Luton were playing Blackpool.

Not that I'm going to rejoin the Promotion thread... I'm sure Carver will be there telling everyone we're going to dick them in the playoffs before too long.

 

[hellogregory]

Notts County next week will be a tough tough game. They are bang in form.

If by some miracle we can follow this up with 3 points next week then we may just be back in with a chance of playoffs That's a big big ask though as it sounded like we just beat a team that played really really poor on the day. But realistically I expect us to be 8th this time next week.

 

[Vanni]

Hold on Greg, what's this about you lot may just be back in with a chance? I thought you were saying how you lot were the league's worst side before you played a poor Yeovil side.

 

[hellogregory]

Hold on Greg, what's this about you lot may just be back in with a chance? I thought you were saying how you lot were the league's worst side before you played a poor Yeovil side.

We are the worst team and we'll need a miracle to finish in the playoffs, but obviously it's mathematically possible.

 

[shoddycollins]

still waiting for this to turn out to be some massive April fool that Radio Cumbria have played on us all.

 

[hellogregory]

I'm hopeful we'll turn the corner after getting this result. We've been utterly abysmal for 3-4 months now and have only been getting worse. The performances against Cambridge Mansfield and Crewe were up there with some of the worst I've seen from this club.

The Doncaster and Wycombe wins turned out to be false dawns and we've just got worse ever since. Lets hope this isn't and we can get back on track.

I wasn't there today so don't know how we played but it sounded poor first half but improved second half when they were reduced to 10.

I will watch the full game when the club upload it and HOPEFULLY I'll see some signs for optimism.

 

[shoddycollins]

I'm hopeful we'll turn the corner after getting this result. We've been utterly abysmal for 3-4 months now and have only been getting worse. The performances against Cambridge Mansfield and Crewe were up there with some of the worst I've seen from this club.

The Doncaster and Wycombe wins turned out to be false dawns and we've just got worse ever since. Lets hope this isn't and we can get back on track.

I wasn't there today so don't know how we played but it sounded poor first half but improved second half when they were reduced to 10.

I will watch the full game when the club upload it and HOPEFULLY I'll see some signs for optimism.

I'm not optimistic about HG's chances of showing any optimism.

 

[hellogregory]

I'm not optimistic about HG's chances of showing any optimism.

My last piece of optimism was only a week and a few hours ago, just before we put in that "performance" against Crewe.

 

[shoddycollins]

My last piece of optimism was only a week and a few hours ago, just before we put in that "performance" against Crewe.

it's not optimistic though if you call yourself out for being optimistic when making your prediction.

 

[Carver]

We are the worst team and we'll need a miracle to finish in the playoffs, but obviously it's mathematically possible.

ORIENT ARE THE WORST YOU IRRITATING CRETIN.

 

[hellogregory]

ORIENT ARE THE WORST YOU IRRITATING CRETIN.

And how the fuck would you know?

 

[Carver]

And how the fuck would you know?

Err because they're bottom of the league and a massive shambles and ran by the cuntiest owner there is.

 

[MrGloverLover]

Yet another wretched performance by us. How on earth we aren't even lower down the league is beyond me. Way doesn't have a clue and just makes excuses after every match. Trouble is nothing will ever change with our board in charge.