Pokemon Go

[Eski Boi]

Just been announced for Germany. Damn it. Hurry up!

 

[Paddy]

Just been announced for Germany. Damn it. Hurry up!

Your profile pic is a canvas on my wall.

 

[spireite]

Never played a Pokemon game in my life, and only really watched the TV show once or twice when i got in from school - but I'm throwing Pokeballs at these little wankers like a beast! I'm actually looking forward to getting home from work as I just hit level 5 and there's a gym next to my house, I want to see what that's all about outrageously sad, but do I fuck care.

Can't see myself going on big wanders to catch rare ones or owt so I can't see myself hanging around long enough to really figure the game out though! It fucking pings your phone battery too

 

[Pagnell]

My son is desperate for this.

 

[mossypne]

My son is desperate for this.

Out now in the UK!

 

[Pagnell]

Will download that tonight then on his (whispers) iPad.

 

[Carver]

Why was there a group of Asian people standing in my back garden playing on their phones? I asked them to move along but they didn't say anything they just looked at me for a split second then thankfully walked away still looking at their phones.

They were so weird man!

It this Pokeman thing the reason why they were on my property?

 

[TheMinsterman]

Why was there a group of Asian people standing in my back garden playing on their phones? I asked them to move along but they didn't say anything they just looked at me for a split second then thankfully walked away still looking at their phones.

They were so weird man!

It this Pokeman thing the reason why they were on my property?

They were here for your benefits.

#BrokenBritain

Coming over here, stealing our Pokémon.

 

[silkyman]

Well.... I've downloaded it. Caught a few thingies and that, but not got a clue what to do next!

I was a bit old for Pokémon when it first came out, so haven't got a clue what it's all about.

 

[Pagnell]

Not read up on it properly. Does this thing need a data connection at all times or can it be played offline? For example, on an WiFi only iPad.

 

[Stevencc]

Will download that tonight then on his (whispers) iPad.

YOUR SON HAS AN IPAD!?

RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE.

 

[Pagnell]

He got it as a gift off a relative. His eyes lit up when he saw it though, so I clearly hadn't done my job properly. It's probably too late now to train him to hate all things Apple.

 

[spireite]

He got it as a gift off a relative. His eyes lit up when he saw it though, so I clearly hadn't done my job properly. It's probably too late now to train him to hate all things Apple.

Haha I can just imagine Christmas at your house. Kid opens iPad, you instantly snatch it out of crying child's hands 'well you're not fucking having THIS!' and take an hammer to it there and then

 

[Pagnell]

It was tempting. I can't lie though, there are some cracking little educational things on it which are great for a 7 year old.

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

The servers are so shit.

 

[Pagnell]

Yup. Downloaded it and my son can't even register as the servers are overrun. They've clearly been overwhelmed and didn't expect this level of popularity.

 

[JonBCFC]

I expect it will be rectified soon, but the freezing and crashing is getting worse.. Every single Pokemon encounter it is freezing.. Frustrating, but as I said in sure it will be rectified.

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

I expect it will be rectified soon, but the freezing and crashing is getting worse.. Every single Pokemon encounter it is freezing.. Frustrating, but as I said in sure it will be rectified.

Wouldn't know mate. Can't log in. Why role it out beyond US/ Australia/ NZ if the issues aren't fixed?!

 

[JJH]

Haha I can just imagine Christmas at your house. Kid opens iPad, you instantly snatch it out of crying child's hands 'well you're not fucking having THIS!' and take an hammer to it there and then

Not read up on it properly. Does this thing need a data connection at all times or can it be played offline? For example, on an WiFi only iPad.

Yeah, you need WiFi for it to work.

 

[markwwfc1992]

The uncontrollable rage of trying to catch a Dragonair only for the game to freeze halfway through.

Only had this for a couple of days and noticing how addictive it has become. When walking to town I find myself walking through the the park just to find a pokemon, even though it's 5/10 minutes longer than the more direct route. Even had a girl randomly come up to me yesterday to ask if I'd seen a Vulpix in the area..... the shame.

 

[Abertawe]

I'm certain this is the cure for obesity. My mate (who never walks anywhere) knocked on mine last night to see if I was "up for going on a mooch". I thought for a second he was making a cry for help but nah, he wanted to go catch some Pokemon.

The song is gotta catch em all not gotta catch some of em

 

[Eski Boi]

Your profile pic is a canvas on my wall.

Really? It's also my wallpaper on my iPhone and Laptop. Dunno i just like it

 

[Paddy]

Really? It's also my wallpaper on my iPhone and Laptop. Dunno i just like it

B&Q were selling it around the time the latest film came out & I needed something for the man cave in my new place. Was the only canvas that didn't have 'the force awakens' logo on it somewhere.

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

Did a little tour of the Hammersmith area with this at lunch, loads of people about doing it also... I felt such a sad c***.

 

[Eski Boi]

So my 5km egg hatched and it fucking sucked

B&Q were selling it around the time the latest film came out & I needed something for the man cave in my new place. Was the only canvas that didn't have 'the force awakens' logo on it somewhere.

Poundland also has the mugs with the same print.

 

[RavenBish]

So my 5km egg hatched and it fucking sucked

 

[JonBCFC]

Got a hitmonchan from my 10km egg.

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

My eggs churn out vulpix...

 

[mossypne]

Got a hitmonchan from my 10km egg.

I've got loads of 5k eggs but no 10K. This is the most exercise I've done in ages

 

[markwwfc1992]

All I get are 10km eggs. 2 Lapras, a Magmar, Electctabuzz and Onix so far.