1FF Wars

[Stagat]

So will we.

 

[Spirederman]

So will we.

Hahahaha

 

[Munkiki]

Mount Olympus
Lightweight
Butters Stotch w/Valyrian Steel – 9BR 3HP 1D6 (GNC) vs Hulk Hogan – 8BR 2HP 1D6 (T6)

Goldenrod City
Epic Rap Battle
Lightweight
Andrew Ryan (3DD) uncontested

WWE Arena
Death Match
Lightweight
Baloo & Stringer Bell (SBF) uncontested

Nostromo
Death Match
Middleweight
Jafar (GNC) uncontested

Orgrimmar
Death Match
Middleweight
Drax w/the Golden Axe (3DD) uncontested

Hogwarts
Death Match
Middleweight
Kyle Broflovski (GNC) uncontested

Jurassic Park
Double Dice (characters have double the dice they usually would have!)
Heavyweight
Simba – 12BR 3HP 2D6 (SBF) vs Donatello – 19BR 2HP 2D8 (T6)

Xavier's School
Heavyweight
Wolverine – 19BR 3HP 1D12 (GNC) vs The Cylons w/Portal Gun – 20BR 2HP 1D8 (3DD)

Pokémon Stadium
Heavyweight
Super Meat Boy & Jesse Pinkman (STAG) uncontested

Wonderland
Heavyweight
Bonus: The losing teams will have a choice: They will pay the winning teams £400k or a character or item at random will be chosen from their roster and given to a winning team.
Albert Wesker – 14BR 3HP 1D6 (SBF) vs Predator – 20BR 2HP 1D6 (GNC)

 

[Spirederman]

Big one in Xav's!!!

 

[Spirederman]

Lots of neshers this week!!

 

[Spirederman]

Also I can't understand why no one entered the non death match rap battle??

You got a free pass there Lee

 

[Munkiki]

Mount Olympus
Lightweight
Butters Stotch w/Valyrian Steel (GNC) vs Hulk Hogan (T6)

A pro-wrestler vs a schoolkid. There should have been only one winner but equipped with a powerful weapon, Butters was able to ease out Hulk and defend Mount Olympus.

Jurassic Park
Double Dice (characters have double the dice they usually would have!)
Heavyweight
Simba (SBF) vs Donatello (T6)

Simba was completely out of his depth. Donatello ninja'd the hell out of him to claim Jurassic Park.

Xavier's School
Heavyweight
Wolverine (GNC) vs The Cylons w/Portal Gun (3DD)

Massive clash at Xavier's. Wolverine has trouble getting any meaningful hits on the Cylons as they portal around the place. Dizzy from trying to keep up with them, he isn't able to put up any real resistance as the Cylons defeat him with ease.

Wonderland
Heavyweight
Bonus: The losing teams will have a choice: They will pay the winning teams £400k or a character or item at random will be chosen from their roster and given to a winning team.
Albert Wesker (SBF) vs Predator (GNC)

Still peeved from his earlier encounter with Wesker and angry about having wasted a bullet, Predator went all in. Surprisingly, for a while Wesker is able to match him blow for blow but he soon tires. The pumped up Predator doesn't ease up and wins comfortably.

 

[Spirederman]

Played 3DD. Make the most out of it while you can.

SBF cash or random selection??

 

[Munkiki]

GNC:
Butter Stotch gains +1BR
Gain £30,000
Gain £45,000
Gain £45,000
Wolverine loses 1HP
Lose Xavier's School
Gain £120,000
Gain Wonderland
Barry Scott joins

3DD:
Gain £45,000
Gain £45,000
The Cylons gain +1BR
Gain £120,000
Gain Xavier's School
Andrew Ryan gains a win

STAG:
Gain £45,000

SBF:
Gain £45,000
Simba loses 1HP
Lose Jurassic Park
Albert Wesker loses 1HP
Lose Wonderland
Barry Scott leaves

T6:
Hulk Hogan loses 1HP
Donatello gains +1BR
Gain £120,000
Gain Jurassic Park

 

[last request]

Oh god no please not Barry

 

[Spirederman]

So out of all their roster it just happens to be Scott??

Fuck off with the backhanders LR.

Munks just to be clear that was totally random right??

 

[SUTSS]

This is the best week we've had all game.

 

[Spirederman]

Oh god no please not Barry

LR it's made us 120k regardless mate.

Get ready for the Chaos.

 

[Veggie Legs]

So out of all their roster it just happens to be Scott??

Fuck off with the backhanders LR.

Munks just to be clear that was totally random right??

No, it was fixed because Oaf and Munkiki have an agenda against you.

 

[Spirederman]

I read it you had a choice of either one of your characters, £400k or if you choose an item it's a random item selected?

No that's not how it read at all.

They can't select a character, if so I QUIT AGAIN.

 

[last request]

So out of all their roster it just happens to be Scott??

Fuck off with the backhanders LR.

Munks just to be clear that was totally random right??

 

[Munkiki]

It was random.

Unlike certain teams, others are pretty on the ball and give out instructions like "if we lose bonus we choose to give them a random character" in advance so we can just get on with it.

 

[Spirederman]

As long as they didn't choose to 'give them that c***' all is well.

No issue here.

 

[Spirederman]

No money, no roster, no hope.

We're targeting you.

 

[Munkiki]

Forgot this yesterday but when Hogan looks beaten he has a tendency to pop back to life and suddenly start kicking ass. He heals 1HP and gains +3BR.

Week 23:

The Bride has survived and is out for revenge.

Offers sent. (deadline: tomorrow, 2pm)

Wolverine attempts to regenerate but fails.

Professor Chaos sneaks into SBF HQ while they're sleeping and completely covers the floor with cups of water, not only surrounding their beds but also leading to and going through the doors to their rooms. Harmless but messy and massively inconvenient.

The Independence Day UFO whirrs into life and starts moving to an unspecified location. The countdown begins...

10...

3DD give CJ their med-pack while Drax gains 1BR through training at Xavier's School.

 

[Spirederman]

Fear Annihilation.

One team is due to exit the game when the countdown is over.

Who?? I'll leave you guessing.

 

[Leewilson]

Fear Annihilation.

One team is due to exit the game when the countdown is over.

Who?? I'll leave you guessing.

Well probably us.

Still, I don't believe that power kills you off. If it does, it's very underpriced for a 750k character. Cylons was the same BR and was dearer despise all his power doing was allowing you to steal a random character from an opponents team. So I'm not buying it.

 

[Oaf]

GNC sign:


Dancing Milk Carton – 1BR 3HP 1D4 – £10,000/£1,000 – Coffee and TV

Dice Upgrade – £50,000 (upgrades the dice of a character of your choosing)

SBF sign:

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman – 6BR 3HP 1D6 – £300,000/£10,000 – You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

 

[The Hand of Dom]

Interesting power, that...

 

[Spirederman]

We passed him up last week.

Think we'll live to regret it.

 

[Spirederman]

Well probably us.

Still, I don't believe that power kills you off. If it does, it's very underpriced for a 750k character. Cylons was the same BR and was dearer despise all his power doing was allowing you to steal a random character from an opponents team. So I'm not buying it.

A lot of powers have been underpriced Lee, equally some overpriced.

It doesn't kill teams off as in characters, it let's you select any territory in the game and when the countdown is over it destroys it.

As anyone would have done I think, we've targeted a HQ.

 

[Leewilson]

A lot of powers have been underpriced Lee, equally some overpriced.

It doesn't kill teams off as in characters, it let's you select any territory in the game and when the countdown is over it destroys it.

As anyone would have done I think, we've targeted a HQ.

Well if that's the case, I'm guessing we're fucked then as we're in the best position at present.

 

[Spirederman]

Fear Coffee and TV.

Let the countdown begin.

 

[Don Tonberry]

All I can say to you guys is that I hope you all love the Marine Corp and believe in the Virgin Mary.

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[Magic]

So it doesn't destroy a team it just knocks them out of the game for 750k. Don't believe that tbh.

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