1FF Wars

[Oaf]

Right, OP is up to date. I don't think I've fucked it up, but that's usually the case so who knows.

Of note, 3CC are in a spot of bother right now... only 150k in the bank, with Mario eating up 60k of wages each week. No win for Mario soon could spell big trouble in these early stages. The rest are all looking ok in these early stages, with Team 6 currently standing as the richest mother fuckers in the game right now.

I'm gonna do your character offers now. Remember, later in the game I'll need you to ask in your PM's for these... but as it's early days, everybody wants them anyway (Well, do 3CC?) so I'm just gonna get them all out of the way in one go.

 

[Oaf]

Also, because I know you all love character offers... here's a new concept to 1FF Wars...

PUBLIC OFFERS!

Some weeks, I will post 5 character offers in the thread. For example...

Character A
Character B
Character C
Character D
Character E

You take it in turns having your pick of them, based on how much money you have in the bank (with the poorest team going first). So the poor team would get first option... and they can either purchase (by saying one of the names BOLD in this thread) or PASS (by saying PASS bold in this thread). You will have pretty short deadlines to get these in by (to keep the game moving) and if you miss 'em, you miss 'em!

Got it? Good.

First public offers coming soon...

 

[Oaf]

PUBLIC OFFERS!

Phoenix Down – £200,000
PaRappa the Rapper – 5BR 3HP 1D6 – £180,000/£10,000 – Kick! Punch! It's all in the mind.
Ash Ketchum [Pokémon] – 2BR 3HP 1D6 – £200,000/£20,000 – I want to be the very best
Trevor Philips [Grand Theft Auto] – 12BR 3HP 1D6 – £200,000/NA – Money Maker (£30k)
The Doctor – 3BR 13HP 1D6 – £580,000/£35,000 – Regeneration

Order and deadlines:
3CC (cannot afford any of these, so miss out!)
STAG (mid day tomorrow)
GNC (3pm tomorrow)
SBF (6pm tomorrow)
3DD (9pm tomorrow)
Team 6 (midnight tomorrow)

To explain those deadlines... Stagnificent, as they have first option here, have until mid day tomorrow to purchase one of these characters by saying their name in bold in this thread. If they have not done so by mid day, it will pass along to GNC's window. Also, they can pass on these offers by posting "pass" in bold in this thread... this is simply for if they know they don't want any, just to move it along a bit faster for the sake of all of us.

You can "preorder" your characters if you want as well. So, like if SBF wanted that Pheonix Down, they could put "Pheonix Down" in bold in this thread at any point before their window and, so long as none of the teams before them by them during their windows, as soon as SBF's window opens they'd purchase it.

You can "preorder" your pass as well if you want... so if SBF knew they didn't want any, anytime in the day they can simply post "pass" in the thread and skip their turn to allow 3DD right in there. Also, if a team buys a character, it will then automatically pass along to the next teams turn.

Also, you can only buy one character from these public lists when they show up... so don't go trying to grab them all before everybody else gets a go!

 

[Oaf]

Oh yes, and the deadline for regular transfers and all that shit will be:

MIDNIGHT TOMORROW!

 

[Spirederman]

Ian dude, sssssh, you take the spot on the card in here... leave telling me who's in which fight to the PM's to keep it a secret!



Appreciate the enthusiasm, but the actual rap battle part of it is supposed to be via PM and then I'll reveal them when the fight results go up! Otherwise your opponents will get to see what you're saying and burn the fuck out of you with a comeback. And who want's to be insulted in a rap battle? That'd just be mean.

Oaf that wasn't aimed at a character, just a few throwaway bars.

Beast would have outrapped any mother fucker.

 

[Spirederman]

What is Phoenix Down all about??

HP BR and Dice unknown?? Is that meant to be Oaf?

 

[Spirederman]

Or is it a special item??

 

[Rammy]

 

[PaulHaddock]

Trevor Phillips.

 

[Oaf]

What is Phoenix Down all about??

HP BR and Dice unknown?? Is that meant to be Oaf?

Yeah, it's an item. Know your Final Fantasy, man!

GNC sign:

Trevor Philips [Grand Theft Auto] – 12BR 3HP 1D6 – £200,000/NA – Money Maker (£30k)

Fun fact: Last time around with TFF Wars, one big Farce that occurred involved this character, where I accidentally had him in the game as "Trevor Francis". Not quite the same

SBF's turn.

 

[Oaf]

3DD sign:

Scott Pilgrim – 10BR 3HP 1D6 – £150,000/£20,000 – Potential/The Power of Love and Understanding

 

[Spirederman]

Who had Phillips last time?? I think it may well have been us?? We definitely had a money maker!

 

[Stagat]

Fun fact: Last time around with TFF Wars, one big Farce that occurred involved this character, where I accidentally had him in the game as "Trevor Francis". Not quite the same

Pretty sure he's going to be Trevor Francis in this one too now mate.

 

[last request]

phoenix down

 

[Munkiki]

Who had Phillips last time?? I think it may well have been us?? We definitely had a money maker!

He was offered a few times but no-one signed him. Your money maker was from a different GTA, Vice City's Tommy Vercetti.

 

[Rammy]

 

[Spirederman]

He was offered a few times but no-one signed him. Your money maker was from a different GTA, Vice City's Tommy Vercetti.

I love your memory Munks

Of course it was Vercetti.

 

[Oaf]

SBF buy:

Phoenix Down – £200,000

Now to read all PM's and shit... then get our week 3 fight card up!

 

[Oaf]

Righto, rosters are filling out nicely now. It's about time we... expanded the fight card!

Metropolis
Lightweight
3DD vs T6

Normandy Beach
Lightweight
Dice only!
STAG vs 1

Hogwarts
Middleweight
Faction Battle!
3CC vs SBF

Ogrimmar
Middleweight
GNC vs T6

Nostromo
Heavyweight
3DD vs 1

Xaviers School for Gifted Youngsters
Bonus:
STAG vs 1 vs 1 vs 1

Another two new stipulations there!

First, we have a dice only fight... this fight completely disregards BR, only counting the scores from the dice rolls!

We also have a new fight, a faction battle. Whoever wins this fight can name a faction and will be guaranteed to be offered a character from that faction when they next receive character offers!

Also, there are a three territories with unique features to them in this game... and, would you believe it, two of them have shown up in the same week!

Normandy Beach: The fuckest fucking territory that ever existed. An absolute pain in the ass. Why? Well, even if you win this, you fuckin' lose. Both the winner AND the loser of this fight take such a beating that they BOTH lose 1hp.

Xaviers School: The other end of the scale, in that it's pretty damned great. Whoever owns this territory can assign 1BR to a character of their choosing each game week!

You can all have up to TWO spots on the regular card, plus a spot in the bonus fight as well if you want. Deadline for choosing: 10PM tomorrow. And by tomorrow, I guess I mean today. Fuck it:

10PM Tuesday!

 

[The Hand of Dom]

3DD to Metropolis

 

[IanH]

T6 to Metropolis

 

[SUTSS]

Stag to Normandy

 

[JoeJoeJoeJoe]

Hogwarts fuck it

 

[last request]

Hogwarts

 

[PaulHaddock]

Ogrimmar

 

[IanH]

T6 Ogrimmar

 

[Veggie Legs]

What?

Are we allowed to edit posts to back out of fights, Oaf? Seems a bit cowardly.

 

[SUTSS]

Dave jumped the gun and put us in before a team discussion. We are happy for the original post to stand to preserve the integrity of the game.

 

[Oaf]

Hm... I didn't actually see it, but no, editing is not allowed. Once a fight is chosen in here in bold there is no backing out.

 

[Spirederman]

GNC WILL DO BATTLE IN NOSTROMO