1FF Wars

[Oaf]

Oh sweet, Munkiki already did that. In that case...

Time for this guy to be a massive dickhead.

Wesker has been trying to recreate the formula that gives him his powers and he thinks he has gotten close. He needs a human test subject...

If this formula has worked, he will be able to BOOST THE BR of a character who is injected with it!

However, there is a chance that it may just damage them instead.

Or... a very slight chance that it may work too well, boosting BR to an enormous degree... but having the added side effect of causing insanity...

His target is... Trevor Philips! He teleports into GNC HQ and, without warning, sticks a syringe into Trevors neck and pushes the serum into him... Trevor falls to the ground... and begins to have some kind of seizure...

He then opens his eyes... and begins to sprout tentacles! He grows enormous in size... but that look in his eyes... he is no longer Trevor.

The serum has worked too well! Trevor has gained amazing new abilities, but has lost his mind. He looks around GNC HQ... and jumps out of the window.

Spoiler

Trevor has left team GNC!

Trevor has joined... Team Oaf!

 

[PaulHaddock]

Spiteful Best Friends return.

 

[Leewilson]

Fuck you Trevor!

Edit: Whoever made that meme spelt 'monster' wrong, what a knob!

 

[last request]

Oh sweet, Munkiki already did that. In that case...

Time for this guy to be a massive dickhead.

Wesker has been trying to recreate the formula that gives him his powers and he thinks he has gotten close. He needs a human test subject...

If this formula has worked, he will be able to BOOST THE BR of a character who is injected with it!

However, there is a chance that it may just damage them instead.

Or... a very slight chance that it may work too well, boosting BR to an enormous degree... but having the added side effect of causing insanity...

His target is... Trevor Philips! He teleports into GNC HQ and, without warning, sticks a syringe into Trevors neck and pushes the serum into him... Trevor falls to the ground... and begins to have some kind of seizure...

He then opens his eyes... and begins to sprout tentacles! He grows enormous in size... but that look in his eyes... he is no longer Trevor.

The serum has worked too well! Trevor has gained amazing new abilities, but has lost his mind. He looks around GNC HQ... and jumps out of the window.

Spoiler

Trevor has left team GNC!

Trevor has joined... Team Oaf!

 

[MagpieBee]

Errrrrrrr.

 

[last request]

Errrrrrrr.

Don't worry, Sonic left us for TEAM OAF a little while after we gave him the Symbiote Suit in the last wars. It just means that Trev is never coming back to your team..... EVER.

 

[Leewilson]

Well that's it. Oaf's won. Game over.

 

[Spirederman]

Ok, trade is done.

Also, as I mentioned, I didn't put the home teams in when I first posted that card up... and as a result, LR grabbed the spot in Pokemon Stadium without actually realising that, due to having to commit to other fights, this meant that SBF would not have enough eligible fighters for all of their spots. As a result, because it was caused by my own error, I've allowed SBF to back out of the Pokemon Stadium fight, so there is a spot free there again for any who wish to take it.

And there is something else. But I've got to sort out the OP with that trade first...

Oh so it's okay for SBF to back out of shit but not GNC.

Standard.

 

[Spirederman]

Let's use the for/against vote for the fine again

FOR

 

[Oaf]

Hm. Colourful.

 

[last request]

Oh so it's okay for SBF to back out of shit but not GNC.

Standard.

Let's use the for/against vote for the fine again

FOR

 

[The Hand of Dom]

Oh so it's okay for SBF to back out of shit but not GNC.

Standard.

#AntiGNCOaf
#AntiGNCMunkiki

 

[Oaf]

Wesker has been working on the formula a bit more... and now he needs another test subject...

He teleports back into GNC HQ, this time appearing behind...

Spoiler

Predator! He sticks the syringe into Predators neck... and Predator collapses into the same seizure that Trevor had.

After laying motionless for a while, Predator opens his eyes... and they're glowing red.

He gets back up and looks at Wesker... and aims his gun at him and takes a shot! Wesker teleports out of the room just in time.

The virus has worked and Predator has managed to keep hold of his sanity, so remains on team GNC. He would get a BR boost here, but is already on the maximum of 20BR.

 

[Spirederman]

Fucks sake, surely this c*** can't use this twice in a week??

 

[MagpieBee]

Fucks sake, surely this c*** can't use this twice in a week??

I'm hoping he could only use it until he perfected the serum, which it seems he has.

Here's hoping he's all done

 

[Spirederman]

I'm hoping he could only use it until he perfected the serum, which it seems he has.

Here's hoping he's all done

Hope so.

BREAKING NEWS:

SBF HAVE BEEN GRANTED OFFICIAL c*** STATUS.

(More to follow)

 

[Stagat]

How is that breaking news?

 

[Munkiki]

On return to his lab, Wesker realises that although he had perfected the formula he hadn't labelled his vials correctly. Running low on resources he decides it's not worth running the risk of using his last syringe on himself... he needs another test subject...

This time he teleports to STAG HQ, appearing behind...

Spoiler

... Jesse Pinkman

You know the drill - syringe in neck, collapse, seizure, wait.

Jesse soon comes round, his eyes glowing red. He feels fucking great. Wesker doesn't hang around.

Jesse Pinkman gains 3BR!

 

[PaulHaddock]

GNC to Wonderland

 

[Spirederman]

Let's be having ya SBF

 

[Stagat]

On return to his lab, Wesker realises that although he had perfected the formula he hadn't labelled his vials correctly. Running low on resources he decides it's not worth running the risk of using his last syringe on himself... he needs another test subject...

This time he teleports to STAG HQ, appearing behind...

Spoiler

... Jesse Pinkman

You know the drill - syringe in neck, collapse, seizure, wait.

Jesse soon comes round, his eyes glowing red. He feels fucking great. Wesker doesn't hang around.

Jesse Pinkman gains 3BR!

Cheers!

 

[Spirederman]

Cheers!

c*** mate.

 

[Leewilson]

Nice for GNC to follow the rules this time with regards to claiming spots.

 

[Spirederman]

We put plans in place Lee

WATERTIGHT

 

[Spirederman]

On return to his lab, Wesker realises that although he had perfected the formula he hadn't labelled his vials correctly. Running low on resources he decides it's not worth running the risk of using his last syringe on himself... he needs another test subject...

This time he teleports to STAG HQ, appearing behind...

Spoiler

... Jesse Pinkman

You know the drill - syringe in neck, collapse, seizure, wait.

Jesse soon comes round, his eyes glowing red. He feels fucking great. Wesker doesn't hang around.

Jesse Pinkman gains 3BR!

Shame he wasn't 0/3

Prick.

 

[Rammy]

I've enjoyed all these Spidey meltdowns. Best part of 1FF Wars!

 

[HarvSFC]

I've enjoyed all these Spidey meltdowns. Best part of 1FF Wars!

The next one is coming shortly......

 

[IanH]

T6 to Pokemon, although it may be too late?

 

[Spirederman]

I've enjoyed all these Spidey meltdowns. Best part of 1FF Wars!

Surely no forum game would be complete without them though James?

 

[Spirederman]

T6 to Pokemon, although it may be too late?

You backed us in finegate so I have no qualms with this particular selection coming after deadline

Oaf and Munks will though