The Sesh

[Lance Stoe]

Talk about the sesh in here. Where are you going for a night out?? What you seshing with?? Favourite sesh of all time?? All aboard the train to Seshlehem!! Best night out I had recently was spent in a Toby Carvery in Loughborough.

 

[GTFCfish]

What a banging thread.

 

[PoolieTom]

He's Carver, isn't he?

 

[The Mustard Tiger]

Love a bit of the sesh. Nothing I like more than going out to the local Spoonies, having a pack of prawn cocktail crisps and a half a lager top. Proper wild me. The lads have started to call me the Sesh Prince of Bel Air even!

 

[Lance Stoe]

Mustard Tiger ya sesh legend. Had two nights out on the bounce last week . Still felt wretched on the Monday. Seshlehem is alive and well. Sesh is life.

 

[smat]

I would love a bit of a sesh but it's been a while. I've got a young baby, you see.

 

[Abertawe]

Few years out of date with all this sesh bollocks aren't ya?

 

[Lance Stoe]

Abertawe maybe us mere mortals in Scunthorpe are so far behind you hipsters in Swansea that we are only just embracing The Sesh

 

[Stagat]

KevinMcallister imo

 

[Primate]

I Sesh on this

 

[GTFCfish]

Here is one of Lance Stoe's seshes:

Followed by:

 

[KevinMcallister]

Sesh, fuck off

weekend excursions, with the odd midweek booze up

fucking Sesh!

 

[blademan89]

Monday. Work,sleep,tea,shower 10- 12 pints
Tuesday. See Monday
Wednesday. See Tuesday
Thursday . See Wednesday
Friday 3pm - 1am, a lot of alcohol
Saturday between 7am-12am start depending on away games always a very late finish.
Sunday 11.30am - till the body gives in.

That's generally my normal week with the odd day off it thrown in. Very costly that boozing game.

 

[Etty Abrics]

www.drinkaware.co.uk

 

[Carver]

The other night I pulled these two proper slosh pots in town and I smashed the granny off the pair of em, then later on I got glassed by some big bloke after I started on him.

Crazy night like!

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

Sesh, fuck off

weekend excursions, with the odd midweek booze up

fucking Sesh!

Wana go on a sesh bra?

 

[T.A]

The other night I pulled these two proper slosh pots in town and I smashed the granny off the pair of em, then later on I got glassed by some big bloke after I started on him.

Crazy night like!

Shut up Lance

 

[KevinMcallister]

amateurs the lot of ya

 

[Abertawe]

I'd sesh you all under the sesh.

 

[Lance Stoe]

Would ya fuck. You are on here too much

 

[Abertawe]

You seem to spend the entirety of your supposed sesh in the box so I'm not getting the logic. If you seshed with me (which you'll never, ever, have the privilege of doing) you'd more than likely die. True story.

 

[Camborne Gills]

Monday. Work,sleep,tea,shower 10- 12 pints
Tuesday. See Monday
Wednesday. See Tuesday
Thursday . See Wednesday
Friday 3pm - 1am, a lot of alcohol
Saturday between 7am-12am start depending on away games always a very late finish.
Sunday 11.30am - till the body gives in.

That's generally my normal week with the odd day off it thrown in. Very costly that boozing game.

What is the average price of a pint where you are? and
What happens if you ever have to fill in one of those health questionnaires?

 

[blademan89]

What is the average price of a pint where you are? and
What happens if you ever have to fill in one of those health questionnaires?

About £3 obviously lie on them

 

[Lance Stoe]

You seem to spend the entirety of your supposed sesh in the box so I'm not getting the logic. If you seshed with me (which you'll never, ever, have the privilege of doing) you'd more than likely die. True story.

Why couldn't I sesh with ya??

 

[SandwichMan]

Monday. Work,sleep,tea,shower 10- 12 pints
Tuesday. See Monday
Wednesday. See Tuesday
Thursday . See Wednesday
Friday 3pm - 1am, a lot of alcohol
Saturday between 7am-12am start depending on away games always a very late finish.
Sunday 11.30am - till the body gives in.

That's generally my normal week with the odd day off it thrown in. Very costly that boozing game.

 

[Bobbin']

About £3 obviously lie on them

£3, that must be lovely. I pay £3.60 in my local and that's cheaper than most. I work in the city and do a lot of my drinking there. anything round £4 seems like a deal!

I'm a pretty heavy drinker, nowhere near your levels though. Most days at lunch and often evenings. Most Saturdays can be all day sessions. Try to stay off it on a Sunday, but I love a little Sunday afternoon in the local with the football on and roast potatoes on the bar.

I lied recently at the docs and she was still horrified, took my blood pressure which was high, sent me for blood tests and results came back that my heart is about 5 years older than it should be.

So my advice to you is don't ever get your blood pressure checked at the docs and just drink in ignorance.

 

[eightiesrobin]

Booze is bad, live kleen

 

[blademan89]

£3, that must be lovely. I pay £3.60 in my local and that's cheaper than most. I work in the city and do a lot of my drinking there. anything round £4 seems like a deal!

I'm a pretty heavy drinker, nowhere near your levels though. Most days at lunch and often evenings. Most Saturdays can be all day sessions. Try to stay off it on a Sunday, but I love a little Sunday afternoon in the local with the football on and roast potatoes on the bar.

I lied recently at the docs and she was still horrified, took my blood pressure which was high, sent me for blood tests and results came back that my heart is about 5 years older than it should be.

So my advice to you is don't ever get your blood pressure checked at the docs and just drink in ignorance.

£2.85, £2.88, £2.75 , £3 for carling in the 4 pubs I go in near mine

 

[Bobbin']

I haven't paid less than £3 for about 6/7 years.

 

[Camborne Gills]

£3, that must be lovely. I pay £3.60 in my local and that's cheaper than most. I work in the city and do a lot of my drinking there. anything round £4 seems like a deal!

I'm a pretty heavy drinker, nowhere near your levels though. Most days at lunch and often evenings. Most Saturdays can be all day sessions. Try to stay off it on a Sunday, but I love a little Sunday afternoon in the local with the football on and roast potatoes on the bar.

I lied recently at the docs and she was still horrified, took my blood pressure which was high, sent me for blood tests and results came back that my heart is about 5 years older than it should be.

So my advice to you is don't ever get your blood pressure checked at the docs and just drink in ignorance.

I don't drink anywhere as much (Basically Thur - Sun) as the pair of you, thank God, but I can still put a few away.

Most expensive pint is £3.30 for Fosters in my local. You can get some pints in Truro for £1.99 (Bunters, Truro City FC).
Places like Hayle, Penzance and St Ives are quite pricey