Spooky?

[Indian Dan]

For over 2 months now I've had my father in law's ashes behind the sofa next to the Sky Hub and an old pair of shoes. We've had a series of minor, but irritating, mishaps recently. Lights in the bathroom gone kaput, found fish belly up in the pond and the dog has taken to pissing up the kitchen cabinet overnight.

I'm beginning to wonder . . .

 

[claret50]

Wonder no more Dan, get rid of the Sky hub mate, they cause all sorts of spooky phenomena.

 

[smat]

Sorry for your loss mate. Was the fish old?

 

[johnnytodd]

Sorry for your loss mate. Was the fish old?

No he was Youngs

 

[Leo]

For over 2 months now I've had my father in law's ashes behind the sofa next to the Sky Hub and an old pair of shoes. We've had a series of minor, but irritating, mishaps recently. Lights in the bathroom gone kaput, found fish belly up in the pond and the dog has taken to pissing up the kitchen cabinet overnight.

I'm beginning to wonder . . .

Okay Dan....what's happened since Monday. Don't say you've blown that big fuck off wad of moolah you came into mate ?

 

[Indian Dan]

I've had a touch of the erectile dysfunctions - but I put that down to Theresa May. Still waiting for the moolah.

Have spent a bit of it already, though!

 

[Leo]

I've had a touch of the erectile dysfunctions - but I put that down to Theresa May. Still waiting for the moolah.

Have spent a bit of it already, though!

Oh fuck....hope it's not a form of 'You've been framed' Dan....

 

[Indian Dan]

According to the solicitor - £200 per fucking hour - it should be any time in the next couple of months. They're reliable, right?

 

[Leo]

According to the solicitor - £200 per fucking hour - it should be any time in the next couple of months. They're reliable, right?

Hope all goes well mate but.....nonetheless I shall pray for you...

You know the old adage right? How do you know when a lawyer is lying ? His/Her lips fucking move!

 

[Indian Dan]

So, today my sister in law and her hubby came down to eventually sort the father in law's ashes.

My wife and her sister decided on a local canal as the old fella was fond of his narrow boat.

Down by the canal bank we stroll until we find a quiet stretch. They take the top off the urn and take it in turns scattering the ashes upon the water. Chris, her husband, chirps up 'Let's have a go' and proceeds to chuck the whole lot, urn included into the middle of the canal. But the urn doesn't sink and bobs along floating.

He then comes up with the idea of chucking stones at it, hoping to land directly in the urn, thereby sinking it. Ten minutes of fruitless lobbing of stones is cut short when a day tripping narrow boat comes chugging towards us and runs down poor old Fred in his urn. But the fucking thing still doesn't sink - instead ending up stuck in rushes on the opposite bank, where he still remains.

Fucking shambles!

 

[Stevencc]

It's what he would have wanted.

 

[Leo]

So, today my sister in law and her hubby came down to eventually sort the father in law's ashes.

My wife and her sister decided on a local canal as the old fella was fond of his narrow boat.

Down by the canal bank we stroll until we find a quiet stretch. They take the top off the urn and take it in turns scattering the ashes upon the water. Chris, her husband, chirps up 'Let's have a go' and proceeds to chuck the whole lot, urn included into the middle of the canal. But the urn doesn't sink and bobs along floating.

He then comes up with the idea of chucking stones at it, hoping to land directly in the urn, thereby sinking it. Ten minutes of fruitless lobbing of stones is cut short when a day tripping narrow boat comes chugging towards us and runs down poor old Fred in his urn. But the fucking thing still doesn't sink - instead ending up stuck in rushes on the opposite bank, where he still remains.

Fucking shambles!

However................look on the bright side mate. All going well the bathroom light should now be functioning properly and the dog will have stopped pissing in the kitchen!

 

[smat]

So, today my sister in law and her hubby came down to eventually sort the father in law's ashes.

My wife and her sister decided on a local canal as the old fella was fond of his narrow boat.

Down by the canal bank we stroll until we find a quiet stretch. They take the top off the urn and take it in turns scattering the ashes upon the water. Chris, her husband, chirps up 'Let's have a go' and proceeds to chuck the whole lot, urn included into the middle of the canal. But the urn doesn't sink and bobs along floating.

He then comes up with the idea of chucking stones at it, hoping to land directly in the urn, thereby sinking it. Ten minutes of fruitless lobbing of stones is cut short when a day tripping narrow boat comes chugging towards us and runs down poor old Fred in his urn. But the fucking thing still doesn't sink - instead ending up stuck in rushes on the opposite bank, where he still remains.

Fucking shambles!

which canal

 

[Indian Dan]

which canal

Wilts and Berks

 

[smat]

Wilts and Berks

Okay. Never been on it.

 

[Stagat]

Wilts and Berks sounds like the people who live on canals.

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

I'd quite like to live on a canal tbf

 

[Indian Dan]

So, today my sister in law and her hubby came down to eventually sort the father in law's ashes.

My wife and her sister decided on a local canal as the old fella was fond of his narrow boat.

Down by the canal bank we stroll until we find a quiet stretch. They take the top off the urn and take it in turns scattering the ashes upon the water. Chris, her husband, chirps up 'Let's have a go' and proceeds to chuck the whole lot, urn included into the middle of the canal. But the urn doesn't sink and bobs along floating.

He then comes up with the idea of chucking stones at it, hoping to land directly in the urn, thereby sinking it. Ten minutes of fruitless lobbing of stones is cut short when a day tripping narrow boat comes chugging towards us and runs down poor old Fred in his urn. But the fucking thing still doesn't sink - instead ending up stuck in rushes on the opposite bank, where he still remains.

Fucking shambles!

Will it never end?

http://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/15541225.Canal_drained_for_Wichelstowe_works/?ref=mr&lp=3

 

[Leo]

Will it never end?

http://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/15541225.Canal_drained_for_Wichelstowe_works/?ref=mr&lp=3

could make it easier to fetch the urn back, no ? Or have youse given up....

 

[Indian Dan]

I was half hoping the urn was some eco bollocks and disintegrated. I hate to think of poor old Fred being dredged up.

Saying that, the old codger did like a life on the ocean wave