Match Day Leicester v Palace, Saturday 16th December 12:30

[SALTIRE]

Match chat.

 

[JimJams]

Gonna shit on them. We'll also concede. So 0-0 yeah?

 

[Smithy108]

Leicester 3-0 Palace. Milivojevic missing so Benteke on pens? Hahaha.

 

[Skinner]

My eyes deceive me

 

[JimJams]

They do indeed, it's actually 6-0 to us.

 

[JimJams]

Well we've been fucking shit. The usual lapses at the back but going forward we're more disjointed than usual. Puel will get stick for swapping out Okazaki after his double in the week, but his replacement, Gray, has probably been our best player.

 

[Skinner]

Best player in the bottom half is our Wilf

 

[Cornish Piskie]

Palace look like they've got their act together. Leicester haven't really been in this.

Good calls by the ref to disallow Leicester a goal and shortly afterwards, send Ndidi off (2nd yellow) for diving. As attempts at conning the ref go, it was one of the poorer efforts that we've seen around the Premier League this season and even if the ref had thought of just waving play on, he couldn't have been blamed for carding Ndidi just for having the bare-faced cheek to try to get away with such a transparently rotten attempt at wangling a pen out of nothing.

 

[Skinner]

Easy

 

[JimJams]

I aint having it Skinner, I demand it be replayed.

 

[Skinner]

Kasper on the opener...

Teke ends his goal drought because Kasper jumps over the ball

 

[JimJams]

He's a charitable lad!

 

[Nilsson]

I enjoyed Benteke putting his fingers in his ears after he scored. Palace fans (and certain pundits) absolutely annihilated him after his costly penalty miss against Bournemouth. And I mean absolutely annihilated, they gave him the sort of abuse reserved for rapists or Liverpool FC defenders. It's good to see him bounce back with a goal. Well done Christian!

 

[G-Dragon]

Well tbf he isn't as bad as Lukaku.

 

[Skinner]

I enjoyed Benteke putting his fingers in his ears after he scored. Palace fans (and certain pundits) absolutely annihilated him after his costly penalty miss against Bournemouth. And I mean absolutely annihilated, they gave him the sort of abuse reserved for rapists or Liverpool FC defenders. It's good to see him bounce back with a goal. Well done Christian!

Erm, he was rightly blasted, the guy wrestled the ball off the penalty taker against team orders to end his own draught and cost his team two points. Wasn' exactly going to get a blue Peter badge was he

 

[Nilsson]

Erm, he was rightly blasted, the guy wrestled the ball off the penalty taker against team orders to end his own draught and cost his team two points. Wasn' exactly going to get a blue Peter badge was he

Who the fuck mentioned a Blue Peter badge? This is the God damn Premier League, man, not children's television.

 

[Skinner]

Don't worry, we'll ignore you speaking about something you ain't understanding of, just stick to wumming the scouse contingent

 

[Nilsson]

Don't worry, we'll ignore you speaking about something you ain't understanding of, just stick to wumming the scouse contingent

Good job ignoring me, you yob. You Palace lot seem overly sensitive, I think I'll take Christian's advice and shut out your noise.

 

[Skinner]

Did you just call me a yob? Mate, I can't believe you did that. I do apologise for causing offence you prick.

 

[Nilsson]

Did you just call me a yob? Mate, I can't believe you did that. I do apologise for causing offence you prick.

Calling me a prick now?! Goodness me, I fear I'm starting to know how Mr Benteke felt after his unfortunate penalty miss.

Forgive my assumptions, but you seem like the type of chap who had a rough upbringing and upon reaching adulthood got himself a neck tattoo. I hope I'm wrong but that's the vibe I'm getting.

 

[Skinner]

Forgive my reply, but your assumptions are correct mate! Been through some awful shit me, and the tattoo. I'm only awake now as the itching from the tag on my leg is keeping me up!

Yet here I am reading the absolute shite posts you contribute to this forum, which I never pointed out as you smash the like button on my posts to be fair. As I said, stick to wumming scousers.

 

[Nilsson]

Forgive my reply, but your assumptions are correct mate! Been through some awful shit me, and the tattoo. I'm only awake now as the itching from the tag on my leg is keeping me up!

Yet here I am reading the absolute shite posts you contribute to this forum, which I never pointed out as you smash the like button on my posts to be fair. As I said, stick to wumming scousers.

Thought so. But I'm pleased you seem to be channeling your bitterness into what strangers "contribute" to an internet football forum. Rather that than causing havoc on our streets and acquiring more baby mama's.

 

[Skinner]

Still doing your assumptions then

Rather than stinking out the place with shite like you usually do, I'll PM you and we can meet for a drink and discuss my personal matters further. Unless you're too busy taking that stick out of your arse that is.

I understand if you want to pass that up and follow through with being the little bitch that you are.

 

[Nilsson]

Still doing your assumptions then

Rather than stinking out the place with shite like you usually do, I'll PM you and we can meet for a drink and discuss my personal matters further. Unless you're too busy taking that stick out of your arse that is.

I understand if you want to pass that up and follow through with being the little bitch that you are.

Well my last one was correct, wasn't it? You poundland Professor green

And I hope the bit I bolded isn't some sort of homophobic insult. This is 2017, man. Post-brexit Britain we may live in, but insulting our homosexual brethren isn't acceptable.

 

[Skinner]

Just a no and an apology for getting personal would have sufficed.

 

[Nilsson]

Just a no and an apology for getting personal would have sufficed.

Personal? Correct assumptions are to be celebrated. But if you're offering to meet up for some fisticuffs then I accept. Give me the details of your next appearance on Jeremy Kyle and I shall meet you there.

 

[Cornish Piskie]

You two...........

Come on now.... shake hands and be friends.

 

[JimJams]

Or carry on, its taking the emphasis away from us getting drubbed.

 

[Benji]

Hodgson for England!