"I know its classed as a 'singular phenomena' for a Dog to post on social media but if it gets your attention then I'm more than willing to fly in the face of convention" Now reel your kids in before all the fucking door frames need widening "
Hey Sergio ,many thanks for gifting me the match ball but when I was young in Uruguay my family mistakenly took me to a an adult circus ,in which the main act was a woman who shot footballs out of her snatch ,it was amazing and I caught the ball ? That's twice I need to thank your mum!
Prosecution: Mrs Hilda Sparrow was then viewed leaping from her chair unaided and surprisingly without any form of breathing apparatus after evidently making a miraculous recovery from the COPD that is said to ail her.
This is why and in light of recent events that we request her DLA be comprehensively annulled.