Recent content by Craig Harrison

Alreet lads a thought ad give yers an update before the press get on it like. Ave stuck me name in the hat for the job like and am buzzin. Micky Goodwin stuck a text on elite gaffaz ceefax (which am on) and a got on the blowa as fast as ya can say poll tax universal credit bedroom tax job...

A knaa yous Vanni, your a canny lad so wot ad dee is stick yer life savins on us gettin the job like coz it's gonna happen coz Graham Norton told us and yer knaa he's a celeb and that so he knaas aal aboot that shite and am buzzin haha So just for yous, well even though a knaa am a shoo in aal...

Alreet lads been a while eh? Well ave had so much craic on the gan like at Nomadz and ave been waitin for the reet opporchunity noo a knaa ave bin knocked back and shanned off so ave had a canny look in the mirra and it's coz ave bin too open aboot me plans and they gan aal owa the public domain...

Noo lads a cannit takk aboot the game as am locked in the dressing room with the lads givin them a propa hidin. A do hiv time to tell yers ave written a letter in applicashun for the Barnet job. A knaa aal their fans who gan to games actually post on here so please rate me chancaz. Ta. Before...

Alreet ladz ave got a geet massai champions Liga match to get me face on the tellybox. ave got loads to update yers on so aal be postin up wot ave been deein throughoot the night or mebees tomorra, wheneva a find the time aal gis a clue to yers like, am a busy bee... Ta ra

Reet am fuckin seethin. As yer knaa ave been instrumentul in gettin the Newcastle takeowa through but it's hit the buffaz as the UK human rights record isn't canny for the Hoose of Saud. So am concorned aboot me brand image, every gaffa knaas they hiv to innovate or they neva gan again. so a put...

Reet a knaa the biggest takkin point on here like is whereaboots ave been so ave got a big update and am here to tell yers how am gunna save yer clubs, yer life and integrity of the competishun. A divvent need nee introduction, yous aal knaa what am aboot and me success as Wales greatest eva...

Reet al keep this brief like as a gaffa of me standin cannit waste me time takkin to foota fans on here but ave got a dilemma. Am a wanted man. For yous that have nee fuckin idea who a am, am the most succesexful gaffa in cymru foota history. A won 13 maja honaz and a won the champions league...

Aye, he's stuck in a transfer request. He's gonna be me and Mozzaz forst signing at Wrecsam. Shhhh! that's a bit of secret, like.

Well me and big Andy Mozza have stuck in an application, like. We're a fuckin belta togetha. Al tell yers aal why: Mesel: Yous on here knaa us geet canny like so a divvent need to say much. me record stands for itsel. A won 13 maja honaz in Cymru and a knaa how to get small Welsh clubs.. get...

Divvent be wet man.There's nee loyalty in foota, everyone knaas that like. A cannit waste me time on that. Pools shanned us off despite us gettin them to their best league position for many year. A wos anly 5 transfer windaz from buildin a mid table side. Nee patience. Am betta than that, a won...

Reet am startin this off as am back in the market and am lookin for a geet massai club in the top tier of english foota. am ready for the big time and a thought ad give yers an update and give mesel maximum exposure as a knaa this is the uk most popula foota forum in the world, aal them bots...

Now a divvant normally engage with fans so coont yasel lucky a am so a thought ad give an update Me brief is to get challengin at the top of the Evo Stik, it's a ten year vision. a gaffa of me calibre cannit dee short term gigs man, that's for them lot on the scrapheap like that fat knacka...

A had an illuminatin chat with Blowaz aboot the job today like, went dead canny and am buzzin. Let me introduce mesel for the minority who divvant knaa wot am aal aboot. Aboot me Me name's Craig and am the most successful gaffa in Welsh foota history. With a geet massai budget, A won 13...

As me aald Nanna aalways said, 'ya cannit keep a beltaz marra doon for long like', well guess wot? Am back and back in geet style. A wos aboot to accept an offa from Jenko at Carlisle but a got a call that a couldn't turn doon. It was all hush hush like cos of all the micey paprarazzi that...