Most tinpot thing I ever heard. (tinpot thread)

[Monkey Tennis]

Ha, fucking hell.

We're having our kit launch outside the local McDonald's this weekend.

 

[GTFCfish]

 

[Master D]

Awful......imagine getting a tattoo of that 'special' looking Lincoln gremlin thing on yourself.

 

[Raymondo316]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1007654314435805184

 

[Fishpimps <{{{><]

View attachment 8714 Sqaudron....love it ha ha!

 

[Tranmerewhite]

Can we start a petition to just concede all our games after this..

https://twitter.com/x/status/1008672925510242305

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

That is fucking tragic.

 

[Seventyseven]

Words fail me. No, hold on... I have one.... totalfuckingembarassment.

....and I know what I'd do with those £10 notes if Sterling's face ever appeared on it.

 

[PuB]

That is fucking rancid.

 

[JaredSUFC]

As a Wales fan, even though we didn't qualify I now feel better about my team thanks to that rubbish

 

[AnimoEtFide]

I did like "Southgate has out thought Martinez", as if that would be an accomplishment.

 

[Master D]

That BBC 'England winning the World Cup' thing that was just on ahead of the game.

 

[Farleigh]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">You do know that I have played in these games right? <a href="https://t.co/dyzvsH9Olp">https://t.co/dyzvsH9Olp</a></p>&mdash; Alan Shearer (@alanshearer) <a href="

https://twitter.com/x/status/1008826999526346752

">June 18, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

 

[DarkSithLord]

Martin Allen with another corker of apress release. Tinpot of the highest order but great fun.

Good afternoon.
I really do apologise if I've messed up anyone's plans for the away pre-season game at Nuneaton by changing the kick-off to 2pm.
To be perfectly honest with you all, I only got it changed to watch my wife swim in the River Thames to raise money for Cancer Research UK. Of course I'll be very proud when she takes on that tough challenge and no doubt she will not be defeated.
If I have messed your day up, come and see me in my office for a chat.
Take care,
Martin

 

[GFCSludge]

Martin Allen with another corker of apress release. Tinpot of the highest order but great fun.

Good afternoon.
I really do apologise if I've messed up anyone's plans for the away pre-season game at Nuneaton by changing the kick-off to 2pm.
To be perfectly honest with you all, I only got it changed to watch my wife swim in the River Thames to raise money for Cancer Research UK. Of course I'll be very proud when she takes on that tough challenge and no doubt she will not be defeated.
If I have messed your day up, come and see me in my office for a chat.
Take care,
Martin

Sounds like a threat.

 

[BeesKnees]

I've decided to enter my clubs makeover into the tinpot thread.
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[DontBringBertie]

Martin Allen with another corker of apress release. Tinpot of the highest order but great fun.

Good afternoon.
I really do apologise if I've messed up anyone's plans for the away pre-season game at Nuneaton by changing the kick-off to 2pm.
To be perfectly honest with you all, I only got it changed to watch my wife swim in the River Thames to raise money for Cancer Research UK. Of course I'll be very proud when she takes on that tough challenge and no doubt she will not be defeated.
If I have messed your day up, come and see me in my office for a chat.
Take care,
Martin

“OK? *claps*.. Finished the swim yet? Cos you’re going on too long now.

 

[The_Boss]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1008666214456025088

Get back in non league

 

[Steve_Wafc]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1008666214456025088

Get back in non league

Is this Forest Green’s own sex chat line?

 

[The_Boss]

Ben Stephens signing a property rental agreement instead of his club contract!

https://twitter.com/x/status/1010183142907531267

 

[Chief Rocka]

He also looks like a 16 year old lesbian girl

 

[The_Boss]

He also looks like a 16 year old lesbian girl

We're big promoters of the LGBT foundation.

 

[GTFCfish]

He also looks like a 16 year old lesbian girl

As opposed to a 16 year old lesbian boy?

 

[The_Boss]

As opposed to a 16 year old lesbian boy?

Hey, people can be whatever they want to be.

 

[Chief Rocka]

As opposed to a 16 year old lesbian boy?

Hey smartypants, it's 2018, people can be what they like, get with the times Gramps...

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

Panama believing a myth and not knowing the laws of the game. Look at them protesting the ref.

https://streamable.com/89wov

 

[Soup Ladle]

When Ross County fan (s) give ‘rave reviews’ on twitter about your new signings.

 

[Trapdoor]

This isn't tinpot but the way clubs have started announcing signings over the past few years has been getting pretty silly.

We decided to do something quality in response to this trend:

https://www.independent.ie/world-ne...nnounce-new-exeter-city-signing-37053789.html

 

[GTFCfish]

Ladies and Gents I give to you, the self proclaimed ‘greatest mind in football’:

https://twitter.com/x/status/1012657568542593025

 

[Steve_Wafc]

Ladies and Gents I give to you, the self proclaimed ‘greatest mind in football’:

https://twitter.com/x/status/1012657568542593025

It’s an absolute disgrace that this man is continually overlooked for a management job.