Craig Harrison
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As me aald Nanna aalways said, 'ya cannit keep a beltaz marra doon for long like', well guess wot? Am back and back in geet style.
A wos aboot to accept an offa from Jenko at Carlisle but a got a call that a couldn't turn doon. It was all hush hush like cos of all the micey paprarazzi that unfortunately a've become accustomed to through me foota and fashun. But now a can finally unveil mesel and am back in the Premier League......a signed a deal with Banga City, the biggest club in aal Wales. Am the gaffa of a geet massai club on the North Wales coast and am buzzin man.
https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/44225455
So a want to stick two curtains up at Spenca and Jonno who shanned us off not once but twice man, the fuckin doylems. More interested in fuckin knackas like Keatesy. They couldn't spot a born winna if Mohammed Ali came and sat on their faces. Banga under me stewadship will take off and am aalready creamin mesel at nights in the Champions League at huge European clubs like B36 Thorshavn. Them at Wrecsam thought they'd won the battle but a've shown like a aalways have in me career, a won the war.
The move works oot dead canny for me fashun too. Mebees yous rememba that a did me stint at T&G in Anglesey and they loved us oot there. In fact, they've thrown me weight behind me campaign for 'sexiest man in Wales 2018' run by Wales online. In 2014 a wos a disappointin 50th place, well below expectations for a gadge with me solid protein counts and bone marra analyses.....
but with T&G on me side, a knaa momentum is with us and the stats show that. Fingaz crossed for us like, a knaa yous on the forum will vote for us when pollin kicks off.
Aad aalso like to apologise to them Poolies. We knaa you're run by a bunch of spannaz, howeva a couldn't get us owa the line. Me target with the 3rd biggest budget in the league was 18th place but a left in 19th, anywayz a hope yous rememba the good times like Ebbsfleet away and TV games at Maidenhead. Just a bit more momentum and 18th was ours. Sos like, but aal be up at the Vic to see Batesy knacka it up like we aal knaa he will like.
So enjoy your hols lads, am off to Milan for the Givenchy convention. Get in touch if yas want to organise a glitzy friendly with us in Banga. Ta ra for now, aal leave yas with some special pics of a special day taken on me disposable kodak
A wos aboot to accept an offa from Jenko at Carlisle but a got a call that a couldn't turn doon. It was all hush hush like cos of all the micey paprarazzi that unfortunately a've become accustomed to through me foota and fashun. But now a can finally unveil mesel and am back in the Premier League......a signed a deal with Banga City, the biggest club in aal Wales. Am the gaffa of a geet massai club on the North Wales coast and am buzzin man.
https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/44225455
So a want to stick two curtains up at Spenca and Jonno who shanned us off not once but twice man, the fuckin doylems. More interested in fuckin knackas like Keatesy. They couldn't spot a born winna if Mohammed Ali came and sat on their faces. Banga under me stewadship will take off and am aalready creamin mesel at nights in the Champions League at huge European clubs like B36 Thorshavn. Them at Wrecsam thought they'd won the battle but a've shown like a aalways have in me career, a won the war.
The move works oot dead canny for me fashun too. Mebees yous rememba that a did me stint at T&G in Anglesey and they loved us oot there. In fact, they've thrown me weight behind me campaign for 'sexiest man in Wales 2018' run by Wales online. In 2014 a wos a disappointin 50th place, well below expectations for a gadge with me solid protein counts and bone marra analyses.....
but with T&G on me side, a knaa momentum is with us and the stats show that. Fingaz crossed for us like, a knaa yous on the forum will vote for us when pollin kicks off.
Aad aalso like to apologise to them Poolies. We knaa you're run by a bunch of spannaz, howeva a couldn't get us owa the line. Me target with the 3rd biggest budget in the league was 18th place but a left in 19th, anywayz a hope yous rememba the good times like Ebbsfleet away and TV games at Maidenhead. Just a bit more momentum and 18th was ours. Sos like, but aal be up at the Vic to see Batesy knacka it up like we aal knaa he will like.
So enjoy your hols lads, am off to Milan for the Givenchy convention. Get in touch if yas want to organise a glitzy friendly with us in Banga. Ta ra for now, aal leave yas with some special pics of a special day taken on me disposable kodak