Caption Contest

Redpelt

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Do you know how hard my life has been trying to keep my mouth closed with the weight of this fucking chin ? It never sleeps, always chundering and it took me 12 years to cover the bastard with a beard after my parents finally got brave enough to remove the snood.
 

FishyMackem

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THE RESULTS
Happy New Year! Can we still get away with saying that on the 7th day of a new year?

Redpelt keeps up his brilliant run of form and starts 2019 off with another 3 points. Habbinalan could only manage a single point and despite Leo being the only person to have entered a caption for most of the week, he reads this empty handed for this week.


THE WINNERS

"Do you know how hard my life has been trying to keep my mouth closed with the weight of this fucking chin ? It never sleeps, always chundering and it took me 12 years to cover the bastard with a beard after my parents finally got brave enough to remove the snood"
- Redpelt (3 points)
"But ref, the gaffer said I should entertain the scousers by wearing my England kit, scoring a goal AND eating more pies than that local icon "Sumo" McNulty......??

....They had no liquor and put f**kin' gravy on the pies"

- Habbinalan (1 point)​


LEADERBOARD:
- 1st - Redpelt - 37 points
- 2nd - Leo - 26 points
- 3rd - Lowryman - 22 points
- 4th - Habbinalan - 16 points
- 5th - GTFCFish - 9 points
- 6th - stevencc - 8 points
- 7th - Fompous Part - 3 points
- 8th - djs - 3 points
- 9th - Spirederman - 1 point​

NEXT WEEK:
 

Leo

To be a rock and not to roll.
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What is happening here
Something's going on that's not quite clear
Somebody turn on the lights
We're gonna have a party
It's starting tonight
Oh, what a feeling
When we're dancing on the ceiling
Oh, what a feeling
When we're dancing on the ceiling


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Lionel, Lionel, Lionel....
 
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THE RESULTS
This was one of my favourite weeks for captions so well done all. Spirederman takes the 3 points and moves up the table a couple of places. Redpelt extends his lead to 12 points with the runners up point this week. Will anybody catch him? Can he handle the pressure of being top or will he bottle it?


THE WINNERS

"Elllllvis, for fucks sake!! When I shouted "On yer head son" I didn't fucking mean it literally!!"
- Spirederman (3 points)
"Does he really have to do that every time we win a corner ? My nerves are fucking shot"
- Redpelt (1 point)​


LEADERBOARD:
- 1st - Redpelt - 38 points
- 2nd - Leo - 26 points
- 3rd - Lowryman - 22 points
- 4th - Habbinalan - 16 points
- 5th - GTFCFish - 9 points
- 6th - stevencc - 8 points
^ 7th - Spirederman - 4 point
v 8th - Fompous Part - 3 points
v 9th - djs - 3 points

NEXT WEEK:
 

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