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FishyMackem

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Another week (or 2 because I forgot to judge) of creative captions. Habbinalan gets the 3 points whilst Redpelt extends his lead at the top by a single point.

Harry Redknapp is currently in the I'm a Celebrity jungle on ITV and also coincidentally our next image... fancy that!

THE RESULTS
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"Fans of all ages are traumatised (apart from Scouse Gran who recognises her own tattooed arse) when Sky "accidentally" play sex tape in pre-match Tribute to Wayne Rooney."
- Habbinalan​

Runner Up (1 point)
"Prosecution: Mrs Hilda Sparrow was then viewed leaping from her chair unaided and surprisingly without any form of breathing apparatus after evidently making a miraculous recovery from the COPD that is said to ail her.

This is why and in light of recent events that we request her DLA be comprehensively annulled."

- Redpelt

Leaderboard:
- 1st - Redpelt - 28 points
- 2nd - Lowryman - 21 points
- 3rd - Leo - 19 points
^ 5th - Habbinalan - 11 points
v 4th - stevencc - 8 points
- 6th - GTFCFish - 6 points
- 7th - Fompous Part - 3 points
- 8th - djs - 3 points

NEXT:
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I didn't forget to judge this one!

Leo nets the 3 points this week, jumps above Lowryman and leaves some scarring images in our heads about The Governess...

Meanwhile, GTFCfish grabs the runner up point.

Gabriel Jesus is the subject of our latest image...

THE RESULTS

"Can't wait to get in that feckin jungle...Ann Hegerty in the shower....Oooooft!"
- Leo​

Runner Up (1 point)
"‘All I said to Louise was that all men in our family end up looking like their Fathers, then the next day she dumps Jamie, I just don’t get it.’"
- Redpelt

Leaderboard:
- 1st - Redpelt - 28 points
^ 2nd - Leo - 22 points
v 3rd - Lowryman - 21 points
- 4th - Habbinalan - 11 points
- 5th - stevencc - 8 points
- 6th - GTFCFish - 7 points
- 7th - Fompous Part - 3 points
- 8th - djs - 3 points

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My Old Man said what???

Oh! Yeah! Yeah!

I'm Gabriel, I don't need the wings of a sparrow.

I've been eating black pudding, parched peas and Vimto - I don't need the arse of a cow.

Yeah, I've put in a flight plan at Ringway and I just head due north over Chorlton.
 

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My Old Man said what???

Oh! Yeah! Yeah!

I'm Gabriel, I don't need the wings of a sparrow.

I've been eating black pudding, parched peas and Vimto - I don't need the arse of a cow.

Yeah, I've put in a flight plan at Ringway and I just head due north over Chorlton.
wtf?
 

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"I like to break out the Joyce when everyone's peaking off their tits “over the bowls of memory where every hollow holds a hallow " haven't got a clue what it means but it empties a room quicker than throwing on the gaffers playlist."
 
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Elliot, this is Gabriel you fucking idiot, you've got the wrong number.
 

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THE RESULTS

It's judging time. Welcome to Spirederman who entered their first caption - unfortunately no points this time but keep at it!

Leo takes the 3 points once again although I considered docking points because the use of 'Babestation' triggered a lovely email in my inbox from HR at work...

GTFCfish takes the runners up point - 'Babestation' triggered an email but 'tits' didn't - weird.

THE WINNERS
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"Babestation yeah ? I know it's not 11pm and I know I'm still at work but I am in desperate need of a w............click,Buuuuuzzzzzzzzzzz"
- Leo (3 points)​

“Hi is that Emily Atack? It’s Jamie Redknapp here, as an ice breaker how about you send me a picture of your tits.......?”
- GTFCFish (1 point)​

LEADERBOARD:
- 1st - Redpelt - 28 points
- 2nd - Leo - 25 points
- 3rd - Lowryman - 21 points
- 4th - Habbinalan - 11 points
- 5th - stevencc - 8 points
- 6th - GTFCFish - 8 points
- 7th - Fompous Part - 3 points
- 8th - djs - 3 points​

NEXT WEEK:
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The punters on the terrace couldn't believe their luck as they began the long awaited filming of Where's Wally The Movie. It was a shame the twat dressed as an elf behind him ruined it for those playing along inside the stadium
 

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