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Leo

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Must stop trying to swallow those T bone steaks whole.

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‘That’s the last time I buy any of that Peter Crouch teeth whitening stuff, it’s fucking shit look’.
 
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In the ‘Pets that look like their owners’ competition, Prince Charles dog Spock shows his delight at winning first prize.
 

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I must say reading these drunk at 3:30am was a delight! Keep them coming.
 

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"I know its classed as a 'singular phenomena' for a Dog to post on social media but if it gets your attention then I'm more than willing to fly in the face of convention" Now reel your kids in before all the fucking door frames need widening "
 
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Haha I’ve just been looking in one of those Circus mirrors and it makes my ears look hideous.
Eh, what do you mean that wasn’t a circus mirror? :(
 

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I had a lot of fun reading these this week so it was a difficult one to judge which I like. The winner this week is Lowryman who jumps ahead of Leo.

I went for THREE runners up as I couldn't decide so well done Leo, GTFCfish and Redpelt.

Jose Mourinho is back in the contest this week but could he possibly be saying to Paul Pogba?

THE RESULTS
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" for the last time .....i have not seen your fucking boomerang"
- Lowryman

Runner Up (1 point)
"If we can dispense with the jokes and just find that fucker who pegged me to the washing line."
- Redpelt

"Haha I’ve just been looking in one of those Circus mirrors and it makes my ears look hideous.
Eh, what do you mean that wasn’t a circus mirror? :("

- GTFCFish

"Must stop trying to swallow those T bone steaks whole."
- Leo

Leaderboard:
- 1st - Redpelt - 24 points
^ 2nd - Lowryman - 20 points
v 3rd - Leo - 19 points
- 4th - stevencc - 8 points
- 5th - Habbinalan - 8 points
- 6th - Fompous Part - 3 points
- 7th - djs - 3 points
- 8th - GTFCFish - 2 points

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" ehh Pogba did you have egg butties your breathe stinks?
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"Hey Paul , that hooded guy you picked up on security camera kicking over all your wheelie bins and yelling derogatory shit in Portuguese .......well It wasn't me!"

"I was at home with the wife and kids watching Scarface."
 

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‘So Paul, I still think this team I’ve built is good enough to challenge for the Premier League and Champions League this year. What do you think’?
 

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And if you go to Asda after 7pm you can get some unbelievable bargains Paul. Smoked salmon, cream cheese, Ritz crackers are a snip.


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Another strong week of captions so thank you very much!

Top of the table Redpelt grabs the 3 points with both Lowryman and Leo 'liking' his caption along with myself.

Runner up specialist GTFCfish grabs this weeks runner up point.


Your next image is Luis Suarez fresh from scoring a hat-trick against Real Madrid...

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"Hey Paul , that hooded guy you picked up on security camera kicking over all your wheelie bins and yelling derogatory shit in Portuguese .......well It wasn't me!"

"I was at home with the wife and kids watching Scarface."

- Redpelt

Runner Up (1 point)
‘So Paul, I still think this team I’ve built is good enough to challenge for the Premier League and Champions League this year. What do you think’?"
- GTFCFish

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- 1st - Redpelt - 27 points
- 2nd - Lowryman - 20 points
- 3rd - Leo - 19 points
- 4th - stevencc - 8 points
- 5th - Habbinalan - 8 points
- 6th - Fompous Part - 3 points
- 7th - djs - 3 points
- 8th - GTFCFish - 3 points

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Thanks Lionel but I don't need an Orthodentist - I'm making more on my Halloween Mask royalties and pumpkin cutter kits than shirts these days.
 

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"What you saying ?" Its not just Homer Simpson with an exaggerated overbite"
 

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Hey Sergio ,many thanks for gifting me the match ball but when I was young in Uruguay my family mistakenly took me to a an adult circus ,in which the main act was a woman who shot footballs out of her snatch ,it was amazing and I caught the ball ? That's twice I need to thank your mum!
 

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Apologies in the day for judging this one - a mixture of the forum being down and me being incredibly busy!

Another week, another selection of witty quips! After a run of 1 pointers, GTFCfish takes his first 3 pointer with Lowryman taking up the runner up position.

For the next week, we have one rather excited lady watching her beloved England?


THE RESULTS
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"Now to celebrate my hat-trick with a trip to my favourite restaurant, i’m so hungry i could eat an arm and a leg"
- GTFCFish​

Runner Up (1 point)
" hey boys look, Chris Waddles penalty from Italia 90 just landed"
- Lowryman

Leaderboard:
- 1st - Redpelt - 27 points
- 2nd - Lowryman - 21 points
- 3rd - Leo - 19 points
- 4th - stevencc - 8 points
- 5th - Habbinalan - 8 points
^ 6th - GTFCFish - 6 points
v 7th - Fompous Part - 3 points
v 8th - djs - 3 points

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" the coins in the air, will it be heads? will it be tails?.......and its.....oh ffs were kicking up hill second half and against the wind, stuffy German bastards"
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Prosecution: Mrs Hilda Sparrow was then viewed leaping from her chair unaided and surprisingly without any form of breathing apparatus after evidently making a miraculous recovery from the COPD that is said to ail her.

This is why and in light of recent events that we request her DLA be comprehensively annulled.
 
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The result of winning a corner and having the love eggs on full vibrate....

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"Derek, we're off to Benidorm".
 

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To the strains of Sweet Chariot " STAY LOW NANNY JOE ,COMING TO CARRY YOU HOME"
 

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