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FishyMackem

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THE RESULTS
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Proxy entry for Bob Mortimer -

Yorkie Mother "Do tha know name of that Brazilian Lad who keeps rolling ont floor"

Teesdale Son "Neymar"

Mother "Nevermind, was worth an ask"

- Habbinalan

Runner Up (1 point)
"Neymar's vociferous and incessant crying leads to the inexorable strangulated testicle ,Brazilian media suggest he plays in speedos ,English media suggest a nappy . "
- Redpelt

Leaderboard:
1st - Lowryman - 11 points
2nd - Leo - 8 points
3rd - stevencc - 8 points

4th - Redpelt - 6 points
5th - Habbinalan - 5 points

6th - Fompous Part - 3 points


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THE RESULTS
View attachment 8941
Proxy entry for Bob Mortimer -

Yorkie Mother "Do tha know name of that Brazilian Lad who keeps rolling ont floor"

Teesdale Son "Neymar"

Mother "Nevermind, was worth an ask"
- Habbinalan

Runner Up (1 point)
"Neymar's vociferous and incessant crying leads to the inexorable strangulated testicle ,Brazilian media suggest he plays in speedos ,English media suggest a nappy . "
- Redpelt

Leaderboard:
1st - Lowryman - 11 points
2nd - Leo - 8 points
3rd - stevencc - 8 points

4th - Redpelt - 6 points
5th - Habbinalan - 5 points

6th - Fompous Part - 3 points
Sorry but I can't accept the points.

You need to add Bob to the leaderboard

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I'm prettier than Ronaldo,
My moves are better than Isco
My teeth are sharper than Suaro's
My feet are bigger than Hendo's........
...Now you tell me I've won a Nintendo
 

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Stoke player Peter Crouch took to the field today wearing slippers and leg warmers ,police issue an impromptu warning as to the effects of Zombie Kush.
 

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' im hosting bake off when i retire'
- Lowryman

Runner Up (1 point)
"Crouch....'Is that yon FishyMackem in the stands? No wonder he can't do the judging on time'"
- Leo

Leaderboard:
1st - Lowryman - 14 points
2nd - Leo - 9 points

3rd - stevencc - 8 points
4th - Redpelt - 6 points
5th - Habbinalan - 5 points

6th - Fompous Part - 3 points


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"What would I have done if I wasn't a famous cockney actor? .................

Probably rob banks....or I might have been a Danny De Vito lookalike....."

- Habbinalan

Runner Up (1 point)
Why do you English journalists keep shouting 'will I play Danger Mouse ?
- Redpelt

Leaderboard:
1st - Lowryman - 14 points
2nd - Leo - 9 points
3rd - stevencc - 8 points
4th - Habbinalan - 8 points
5th - Redpelt - 7 points

6th - Fompous Part - 3 points


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"Stroll on Uncle Arry, I aint gonna swap my Rolex for a facking Casio smartwatch ! "
- Redpelt

Runner Up (1 point)
oi ! oi ! giz sam a them chips then , pwopa tasty are they?
- Lowryman

Leaderboard:
1st - Lowryman - 15 points
2nd - Redpelt - 10 points

3rd - Leo - 9 points
4th - stevencc - 8 points
5th - Habbinalan - 8 points

6th - Fompous Part - 3 points


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FishyMackem

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Well this is going to be an easy one to judge...

Redpelt makes it two wins in a row with Leo being the only choice for runner up this week.

Due to me being on holiday next week, the next one will not get judged for 2 weeks so plenty of time to get your captions in. I've moved away from football for this week...

THE RESULTS

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Ramos " A fucking red ref ,he was deliberately standing on the ball "

Referee "Yes ,us officials like to call it kick off "

- Redpelt

Runner Up (1 point)
"To all my Liverpool fans I really love you.......:cool1:
How's is Mo doing btw ?"

- Leo

Leaderboard:
1st - Lowryman - 15 points
2nd - Redpelt - 13 points
3rd - Leo - 10 points

4th - stevencc - 8 points
5th - Habbinalan - 8 points
6th - Fompous Part - 3 points



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