Caption Contest

FishyMackem

Active Member
Messages
430
Likes
65
Location
Yorkshire
Supports
Grimsby Town
Thread starter #94
THE RESULTS
View attachment 8941
Proxy entry for Bob Mortimer -

Yorkie Mother "Do tha know name of that Brazilian Lad who keeps rolling ont floor"

Teesdale Son "Neymar"

Mother "Nevermind, was worth an ask"

- Habbinalan

Runner Up (1 point)
"Neymar's vociferous and incessant crying leads to the inexorable strangulated testicle ,Brazilian media suggest he plays in speedos ,English media suggest a nappy . "
- Redpelt

Leaderboard:
1st - Lowryman - 11 points
2nd - Leo - 8 points
3rd - stevencc - 8 points

4th - Redpelt - 6 points
5th - Habbinalan - 5 points

6th - Fompous Part - 3 points


NEXT:
1531395879598.png
 

Habbinalan

Well-Known Member
Messages
2,852
Likes
1,469
Location
Edge of the Fen
Supports
Cambridge United (and reminisces about Barrow AFC)
Twitter
@habbinalan
#95
THE RESULTS
View attachment 8941
Proxy entry for Bob Mortimer -

Yorkie Mother "Do tha know name of that Brazilian Lad who keeps rolling ont floor"

Teesdale Son "Neymar"

Mother "Nevermind, was worth an ask"
- Habbinalan

Runner Up (1 point)
"Neymar's vociferous and incessant crying leads to the inexorable strangulated testicle ,Brazilian media suggest he plays in speedos ,English media suggest a nappy . "
- Redpelt

Leaderboard:
1st - Lowryman - 11 points
2nd - Leo - 8 points
3rd - stevencc - 8 points

4th - Redpelt - 6 points
5th - Habbinalan - 5 points

6th - Fompous Part - 3 points
Sorry but I can't accept the points.

You need to add Bob to the leaderboard

1531396758332.png
 

Habbinalan

Well-Known Member
Messages
2,852
Likes
1,469
Location
Edge of the Fen
Supports
Cambridge United (and reminisces about Barrow AFC)
Twitter
@habbinalan
#98
1531403468790.png


I'm prettier than Ronaldo,
My moves are better than Isco
My teeth are sharper than Suaro's
My feet are bigger than Hendo's........
...Now you tell me I've won a Nintendo
 
Messages
96
Likes
32
Location
Liverpool
Supports
Liverpool

Stoke player Peter Crouch took to the field today wearing slippers and leg warmers ,police issue an impromptu warning as to the effects of Zombie Kush.
 

FishyMackem

Active Member
Messages
430
Likes
65
Location
Yorkshire
Supports
Grimsby Town
Thread starter #103
THE RESULTS
View attachment 9109
' im hosting bake off when i retire'
- Lowryman

Runner Up (1 point)
"Crouch....'Is that yon FishyMackem in the stands? No wonder he can't do the judging on time'"
- Leo

Leaderboard:
1st - Lowryman - 14 points
2nd - Leo - 9 points

3rd - stevencc - 8 points
4th - Redpelt - 6 points
5th - Habbinalan - 5 points

6th - Fompous Part - 3 points


NEXT:
1532420794111.png
 

FishyMackem

Active Member
Messages
430
Likes
65
Location
Yorkshire
Supports
Grimsby Town
Thread starter #109
THE RESULTS
1533562132851.png

"What would I have done if I wasn't a famous cockney actor? .................

Probably rob banks....or I might have been a Danny De Vito lookalike....."

- Habbinalan

Runner Up (1 point)
Why do you English journalists keep shouting 'will I play Danger Mouse ?
- Redpelt

Leaderboard:
1st - Lowryman - 14 points
2nd - Leo - 9 points
3rd - stevencc - 8 points
4th - Habbinalan - 8 points
5th - Redpelt - 7 points

6th - Fompous Part - 3 points


NEXT:
1533562398391.png
 
Messages
430
Likes
65
Location
Yorkshire
Supports
Grimsby Town
Thread starter #114
THE RESULTS
View attachment 9340
"Stroll on Uncle Arry, I aint gonna swap my Rolex for a facking Casio smartwatch ! "
- Redpelt

Runner Up (1 point)
oi ! oi ! giz sam a them chips then , pwopa tasty are they?
- Lowryman

Leaderboard:
1st - Lowryman - 15 points
2nd - Redpelt - 10 points

3rd - Leo - 9 points
4th - stevencc - 8 points
5th - Habbinalan - 8 points

6th - Fompous Part - 3 points


NEXT:
1534335021023.png
 

Forum statistics

Threads
13,227
Messages
780,016
Members
4,411
Latest member
Chronic