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Leo

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Knew I should have pm'd Fishy.
 

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Do you know how hard my life has been trying to keep my mouth closed with the weight of this fucking chin ? It never sleeps, always chundering and it took me 12 years to cover the bastard with a beard after my parents finally got brave enough to remove the snood.
 

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Happy New Year! Can we still get away with saying that on the 7th day of a new year?

Redpelt keeps up his brilliant run of form and starts 2019 off with another 3 points. Habbinalan could only manage a single point and despite Leo being the only person to have entered a caption for most of the week, he reads this empty handed for this week.


THE WINNERS

"Do you know how hard my life has been trying to keep my mouth closed with the weight of this fucking chin ? It never sleeps, always chundering and it took me 12 years to cover the bastard with a beard after my parents finally got brave enough to remove the snood"
- Redpelt (3 points)
"But ref, the gaffer said I should entertain the scousers by wearing my England kit, scoring a goal AND eating more pies than that local icon "Sumo" McNulty......??

....They had no liquor and put f**kin' gravy on the pies"

- Habbinalan (1 point)​


LEADERBOARD:
- 1st - Redpelt - 37 points
- 2nd - Leo - 26 points
- 3rd - Lowryman - 22 points
- 4th - Habbinalan - 16 points
- 5th - GTFCFish - 9 points
- 6th - stevencc - 8 points
- 7th - Fompous Part - 3 points
- 8th - djs - 3 points
- 9th - Spirederman - 1 point​

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Dynamo takes up football and astounds his team mates with his new trick 'inverted levitation' to confuse opponents.

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Leo

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What is happening here
Something's going on that's not quite clear
Somebody turn on the lights
We're gonna have a party
It's starting tonight
Oh, what a feeling
When we're dancing on the ceiling
Oh, what a feeling
When we're dancing on the ceiling


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Lionel, Lionel, Lionel....
 

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New Australian signing Shane McShane struggles to adapt to English football.
 

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This was one of my favourite weeks for captions so well done all. Spirederman takes the 3 points and moves up the table a couple of places. Redpelt extends his lead to 12 points with the runners up point this week. Will anybody catch him? Can he handle the pressure of being top or will he bottle it?


THE WINNERS

"Elllllvis, for fucks sake!! When I shouted "On yer head son" I didn't fucking mean it literally!!"
- Spirederman (3 points)
"Does he really have to do that every time we win a corner ? My nerves are fucking shot"
- Redpelt (1 point)​


LEADERBOARD:
- 1st - Redpelt - 38 points
- 2nd - Leo - 26 points
- 3rd - Lowryman - 22 points
- 4th - Habbinalan - 16 points
- 5th - GTFCFish - 9 points
- 6th - stevencc - 8 points
^ 7th - Spirederman - 4 point
v 8th - Fompous Part - 3 points
v 9th - djs - 3 points

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Fan laughing ...." Jurgen have you been driving with your sun roof open again fella"

Klopp ...."Ha Ha Ha ,you fucking Scousers ,always with the jokes"
 
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What do you mean a bad Hair Day ?.....Now Raheem Sterling, that was worthy of a giggle...

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Any more? Not sure if we lost any last week due to the data loss. I'll judge tomorrow either way!
 

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Mutti Merkel warned me about haggling with the Maybot........but guess who got his £65 back?
 

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I think we may have lost some captions in the 'great data loss of 2019' but I cannot say for sure. We had a mixed bag of captions this week but Redpelt takes another win (come on guys, up your game!) and caption newbie Craig takes the runner up.


THE WINNERS

Fan laughing ...." Jurgen have you been driving with your sun roof open again fella"

Klopp ...."Ha Ha Ha ,you fucking Scousers ,always with the jokes"

- Redpelt (3 points)
"That time Stevie G slipped tho"
- Craig (1 point)​

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- 1st - Redpelt - 41 points
- 2nd - Leo - 26 points
- 3rd - Lowryman - 22 points
- 4th - Habbinalan - 16 points
- 5th - GTFCFish - 9 points
- 6th - stevencc - 8 points
- 7th - Spirederman - 4 point
-8th - Fompous Part - 3 points
- 9th - djs - 3 points
10th - Craig - 1 point

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Sure ,I can only speak from a dogs perspective,but I find this so demeaning ,I don't even like football. I like humping our frigid neighbours leg chewing packages and pissing on really important mail.
 

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It's a Dog Day Afternoon
 

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When they promised me a dog's breakfast for being a mascot at El Glosico, no one mentioned that it involved wearing a bird suit, meeting Dale Vince, eating a vegan sausage AND sitting through 90 minutes of Trevor Kettle...
 

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Talk about 'Full Kit Wankers'....Huh!

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‘Laila’ the first dog in space finally arrives back on Earth and brings back with her Chris Waddle’s penalty from Italia 90.
 

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Results time - sorry for the delay!

GTFCfish gets a promotion to bride and takes the 3 points. Our current runner-up Leo takes a runner up point along with Habbinalan.

Can we go a whole week without a site crash which delays me judging? Tune in next week to find out!

Our image for this next round is Paul Ince!


THE WINNERS
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"‘Laila’ the first dog in space finally arrives back on Earth and brings back with her Chris Waddle’s penalty from Italia 90"
- GTFCFish (3 points)
"When they promised me a dog's breakfast for being a mascot at El Glosico, no one mentioned that it involved wearing a bird suit, meeting Dale Vince, eating a vegan sausage AND sitting through 90 minutes of Trevor Kettle.."
- Habbinalan (1 point)
"Talk about 'Full Kit Wankers'....Huh!"
- Leo (1 point)​

LEADERBOARD:
- 1st - Redpelt - 41 points
- 2nd - Leo - 27 points
- 3rd - Lowryman - 22 points
- 4th - Habbinalan - 17 points
- 5th - GTFCFish - 12 points
- 6th - stevencc - 8 points
- 7th - Spirederman - 4 point
-8th - Fompous Part - 3 points
- 9th - djs - 3 points
10th - Craig - 1 point

NEXT WEEK:
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No Thomas, I've told you before I don't need glasses.

It's just that my right eye is on vacation in Marbella, I got a right fucking deal flying with Eyesy Jet
 

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